Jello cake

When you slap your ass and it jiggles like jello
I gave myself a nice jello cake
by Baker of the Jello Caker September 30, 2017
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Green jello

To be green with envy and jealous
Your so green jello over her hair looking better than yours
by Bettyslapabch January 03, 2019
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Jello Brain

Brain fog the day after a night of excessive drinking. You move a little slower, the brain doesn't function like normal, and the simplest of tasks take 3 times as long.
I can't remember the name of that song, I have Jello Brain today.

Oh Jello Brain got lost on the way over, he stayed out until 4 am.
by casefacee November 06, 2009
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jello jigglers

Breasts on a chick that are so massive, they jiggle like huge rolls of jello whenever she moves.
Does not apply to fake tits or flapjacks - only large, natural breasts are eligible to be jello jigglers.
"Daaaamn son, check out the jello jigglers on that bitch!"
"For sure bro, I could eat those all night long!"
by The Fifth Floor January 29, 2009
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Jello Shots

Mother nature's superficial jungle juice in a somewhat wiggly, jiggly, gelatinous state, most often made with Everclear vodka or some other bottom-shelf, plastic container of cheap vodka, to be consumed in adorable, tiny, plastic, disposable cups.
We made wiggly, jiggly jello shots to honor the addition of a baby squirrel monkey to the family, and even the squirrel monkey consumed them with glee, scooping the jello shot out of the tiny cup with his tiny fingers.
by amandaruth February 14, 2012
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sky jello

The flame retardant chemicals dropped from aircraft are commonly known by wildland firefighters as "Sky Jello" or "Mud".
its a noun
by Chewyfood January 15, 2004
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Jello Cunt

When one female in a crowd tells a really shitty joke that bombs.
Brunette Female: "So there are three women sitting at a bar
The brunette says "My pussy is so big, I can fit a cucumber in it, the red head says "Well my pussy is so big, I can fit a pickle jar in it, the blonde says "my pussy is so big...and she slides down the bar stool"

Crowd: "...."

Another brunette to another red head " I think I'm gonna make my gynecologist appointment for this week, so I'm not such a Jello Cunt"
by StarfishBrownies July 28, 2010
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