Jealous Susan

When you're riding your boyfriend/husband during sex and remember that earlier in the night when you were both out he was innocently chatting to a random female. This makes you irrationally mad or a 'Jealous Susan' and you either squeeze his balls, slap him in the face, choke him or shove something up his arse to demonstrate your envy.

Was having sex with Dave last night and went full Jealous Susan on him...

by Foxy McHound December 28, 2018

jealous

did you mean: dan howell

did you see the way dan looked at phil when he mentioned someone else? that was jealousy

by flowerlester June 1, 2018

Jealous

When its no longer all about them and its also about you. People get jealous that they don’t get the same attention.

I am so jealous, I wish he was still a virgin.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

Jealous

The jealous bitch called Libby who doesn’t like there mate haveing other mates. She is a bitch and want her own way. She gets jealous very easily.

I can have other friends libby. There’s no need to be a jealous bitch.

by Meeeeexoxo March 27, 2019

Jealous

Something that you'll feel when I tell you that I have a boyfriend and you don't!

"I'm so jealous of Katie"Girl 1
"I know right, she's sooo rich"Girl 2

by Burritocat21 April 24, 2019

National jealous bitch day

Celebrate National jealous bitch day on the 9th of august by giving 0 fucks about them hoes !

“that bitch jealous”
“let her be.. we give 0 fucks”

national jealous bitch day is a celebration

by we.give.0.fuks August 9, 2019

a jealous puppy

When someone pees on the bathrrom floor, gets a blowjob, finishes, punches her in the nose so she will walk in the pee when she goes to check if it is bleeding. This is then blamed on the dog. Bonus points if you don't have a dog.

She caused him to neglect the dog so he gave her a jealous puppy.

by Monster Sprout May 20, 2017