jam

jiz, sperm, semen, cum, spermatozoa

"you fuck the daughter and the grandma. how much jam you got man?"

by analfriends February 27, 2007

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Jams

an acronym standing for Just Ate Must Sleep used to describe the sleepy feeling you get after you eat. is often solved by rest hour and is commonly used at camp aloha

maia just ate 10 chicken patties
maia says "i've got the JAMS"

by aloha camper August 13, 2010

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jam

A very broad word, often meaning to get with someone which ranges anywhere from merely dating, kissing, or making out with the person. Usually it does not involve sexual activity.

"Oh wow, Christine is so hot. I'd jam her any day"

by Da Azian Jack Bauer February 21, 2009

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Jam Jam 1

A number that you call when you want to know the tempature in memphis
901 526 526 1

try it

I love calling jam jam 1

by Njohnson May 18, 2009

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jammed

To be retarded or otherwise mentally deficient.

"I can't figure out how to work this toaster."
"Dude, that's cause you're jammed."

kid: "I like your hat. Can I have it?"
you: "Sure"
<Later>
Your Friend: "Where's my hat?"
you: "It was ugly so I gave it to that jammed kid."

by JDR June 5, 2006

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