jammed

To be retarded or otherwise mentally deficient.

"I can't figure out how to work this toaster."
"Dude, that's cause you're jammed."

kid: "I like your hat. Can I have it?"
you: "Sure"
<Later>
Your Friend: "Where's my hat?"
you: "It was ugly so I gave it to that jammed kid."

by JDR May 10, 2006

Alan

Just a guy who tries his best.He is a good and trusted friend.I loving,smart,and amicable person

Honestly I have no ideas why people are so critical of Alan he’s like my best friend and is funny ,nice,and way smart!

by JDR February 01, 2021

stuttype

To stutter while typing. To repeat a word while typing when it is unnecessary.

IMer: How do you like like your new job?
IMer: Doh, I just stuttyped!

by JDR May 25, 2006