girl .1. jacob smell like ass and fretos
girl.2. i know write they say he dont take showers girl
girl.3. he smell like ass and hotdog water
girl.2. i know write they say he dont take showers girl
girl.3. he smell like ass and hotdog water
by swagboy96 March 20, 2017
Get the jacobmug. Such an amazing guy. You’ll never meet someone as nice as Jacob. He’s funny, tall, strong af, and he is the coolest guy of all time. If you have a Jacob in your life, you should be grateful. Everybody names Jacob is a fucking angel and they are all perfect 🙂
by Jeoacjiwkscjjs September 2, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. a freakishly tall young man. horrific at basketball and cant grab rebounds for his life but loves shooting even more horrific three pointers.
jacob's crazy ass took one step in from half court and threw up the ugliest looking shot known to man.
by rhymes with piano March 26, 2009
Get the jacobmug. An utter cunt who's only purpose is to fail at life. His face looks like someone has thrown a grenade into a meth addicts vagina and let the giblets rot. His mother was so ashamed of birthing such a cretin that she threw him down a flight of escalators to try and do the world a favour by getting rid of the bastard
by Jacob Is A Cunt January 8, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. 
jacob: too check someones oil while wrestling them. or the finger another guys asshole for enjoyment.
by hntr September 7, 2010
Get the jacobmug. HE'S SUCH A JACOB ! He's staring at us !
by BaabyBruhh11 December 28, 2009
Get the Jacobmug.