jonald

The act of urinating on everything in a stranger's bathroom.

That party was so lame last night. I made sure to give em the ol' jonald before I left.

jonald by dillard carr January 12, 2016

Jonathan earl

He is the most annoying mother fucking teachers ever to work at a school.he is most known for being some fucking gay ass mother fucking teacher who gives every one detentions for no reason.

He also might be a pedo constantly smiling at small children.he is also known for the famous quotes of mr earl.for example "im just writing down the names of people who are being disrespectfull" or "its a 15 now Tj".

The good thing is that he left the school now so everyone is really happy cause the furry of the school left

O look its jonathan earl

O ye what a gay guy

Jonathan earl by YT_XxVATHERxX January 5, 2020

Jonavie

A very hardworking girl and a very intelligent one. She's a very good dancer and gorgeous. A great friend that you can ever have. She doubts herself so much but she have many good friends that shows her true value. She's a star!

Do you see that brightest star shining in the sky? That's Jonavie!

Jonavie by Love19 December 13, 2020

Jonah 

Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. A very funny guy, always doing weird things. He always says some random shit. Also has very good dance moves 😂 He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. 😘A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times.

You: I just met the coolest guy ever!
Friend: what's he Like?
You: he's JONAH
Friend: omg never let go of him!

Jonah by Churro love July 7, 2017

Jonathon Jones 

A VERY tall person who has a very deep voice and is sexually aroused by almost everything

tracer: you see that guy over there he is a 'jonathon jones'

Jonathon Jones by TheUNWANTEDtwig December 5, 2018

Jonathon Ng 

Jonathon Ng, also known as Eden, is a music artist who is best known for his amazing songs Drugs, and Crash.

Jonathons father is from China and met his Irish mother in Dublin, then they gave birth to this legend.
Previously, until 2015 he was known as The Eden Project, and currently is known as Eden.

What song is that? It’s amazing!
Oh, it’s just Eden, aka Jonathon Ng!

Jonathon Ng by TheEdenProject May 23, 2018

Haha Jonathan, you are banging my daughter 

A phrase used by Dracula from the famous Disney movie "Hotel Transylvania", which he uses when his son-in-law Jonathan is engaging in sexual intercourse with his daughter Mavis and he somehow finds it funny.

"Sorry, Drac. I was late. I was doing stuff. "
"It's okay, I am stuff"
"No, Mavis, no"

"Haha Jonathan, you are banging my daughter. "

Haha Jonathan, you are banging my daughter by JoePesci2323 May 27, 2021