jesse

the best person alive. has an incredibly large penis. any person alive that has a jesse in their life is extremely lucky. makes sex incredible

jolene: im so lucky i have a jesse in my life
hailey: what
jolene: yeah bitch i have a jesse
hailey: lucky bastard

by iiKayla November 3, 2012

Jesse Lacey

The Lead Singer of Brand New;
a type of God, lyric genius, emotionally expressive mastermind.

Heaven sent, don't you dare forget.
Random One: "Did you see Brand New on Saturday?!"
Random Two: "Yes!, Jesse Lacey is amazing, it was incredible."

by asherleaa April 7, 2008

Jessa

The best friend you could ever ask for. Smart, funny, highly intelligent, and amazingly beautiful. A chance encounter with this person will change your life forever. Never let this friend get away, because you'll never meet someone like this again in you life.

Funny Beautiful Smart Trusting Caring Friend Admiration

When I first met Jessa, not only did her smile take my breath away, but she also melted my heart. I'll admire her more then she'll ever know.

by Jasonk35 February 13, 2010

Jesse Wilson

Very attractive stoner.

What a Jesse Wilson!

by Herman " Newt " Shankerbiff December 29, 2007

jesse michaels

musical legend who is best known for being singer/songwriter of skacore pioneers Operation Ivy. after their breakup in 1989, he was in Big Rig for a while, until that broke up. he devoted about 10 years to "finding himself", which spurred severals rumors ranging from him becoming a monk to dying. he formed Common Rider in 1999 with two members of the famous Screeching Weasel, and Common Rider broke up in 2002 (i believe). he is a prophetic genius and should be looked up to as such.

Jesse Michaels is an idol to many

by lalalalalalal September 3, 2004

Jess Ray

verb: To have sex between the butt cheeks without anal penetration

See "hot doggin'"

Tyler wanted to Jess Ray the girl but she said there was no way

by emullama February 21, 2009

Jesse Knapp

Pretty much the awesomest and most feared bro ever. He has been living for what many historians equate to,"Fucking forever" and has been the cause for some of mankind's greatest catastrophes, namely, the Rape of Nanking, 8 of the Crusades (he's not a fan of the Arabs), and the early 21st century release of "From Justin to Kelly". He is currently only spoken of in closed corridors at night by those deemed worthy and even they are forced to secrecy. That noise you heard last night when you woke up next to your girlfriend? He just impregnated her and evaporated. Seriously.

Someone named Robert: I just straight Jesse Knapp-ed that dude in COD.
And then Robert is killed because Jesse don't take that shit.

by Jesse Knapp April 2, 2010