by 4n0n0m0u$3 June 15, 2021
Get the Jealousmug. Asshole who criticizes everyone else’s relationship just because they are alone and ugly inside and out.
Tony “mike let’s hang out tonight”
Mike “can’t going out with my girlfriend”
Tony “that’s weak”
Mike “you are just a jealous loner”
Mike “can’t going out with my girlfriend”
Tony “that’s weak”
Mike “you are just a jealous loner”
by Shan73094 November 11, 2017
Get the Jealous lonermug. When you're masterbating and edging yourself for a while and you're at the part of the session where your balls have tightened up and you can't stop from cumming, things become tremendously awkward when your dad walks in on you at exactly the wrong moment. He watches as you blow a huge load of sperm up all up your stomach and chest hitting your own face and hair and all your dad can say is whoa. You are now so confused. You don't know whether he is envious or impressed by the size of your cum shot.
"Dude, my dad came unannounced into my bedroom last night just as I was busting a nut. Talk about awkward, he saw me blow a huge load all in my pubes and up my stomach and chest." "Damn son, that sucks. He say anything?" "Nothing other than whoa. LOL" "Sounds like your dad might be jizz jealous. He's old and can't blow such huge amounts of sperm anymore."
by Watchinfool October 5, 2023
Get the jizz jealousmug. "chaospunk22: how many men can i rizz up with a baby shark cup"
"Blackman555: Zero"
This is an example of a Jealous person.
"Blackman555: Zero"
This is an example of a Jealous person.
by ScoutFromTF2 December 10, 2022
Get the Jealousmug. Something a brown dachshund might say as an insult while in a fight with a yellow cat wearing a pink collar
by Angel66666 May 22, 2022
Get the Peanut butter and jealousmug. Person 1 has a major crush on person 2
Person 2 knows about Person 1 being inlove
Person 2 posts a tweet ”Just got a new partner” to make Person 1 jealous even though Person 2 does not actually have a partner and Person 2 is only jealous baiting
Person 2 knows about Person 1 being inlove
Person 2 posts a tweet ”Just got a new partner” to make Person 1 jealous even though Person 2 does not actually have a partner and Person 2 is only jealous baiting
by TheRealLexV July 2, 2025
Get the Jealous Baitmug. 