Jap'n

The place where all that crazy shit comes from, like tentacle rape and animated boobies.

"What the hell is that thing?"
"I dunno. Must be some of that crazy shit from Jap'n"

by Chinam'n July 26, 2009

Jap that Church

To ruin something really good at your own sacrifice. To drive your metaphorical plane into that metaphorical church.

Jerry: "Dude I hooked up with Sally last night while she was drunk and now her and Ben are broken up!"

Matt: "Way to Jap that Church."

by Matt Evening November 26, 2007

jap artist

jap artist n (slang): liar; pretender; poser

"Man you didn't do all you say you did, you just a jap artist!"

by Hip June 26, 2014

Jap sap

The clear sap like liquid that pools at your japs eye prior to jetting your jizz - pre-cum

As Mary was nostril deep in his plumbs and giving him a vigorous prostate massage, he started oozing jap sap

by Blue Man Dan November 8, 2020

Jap Slap

To Jap Slap someone, is to slap them when they are not aware of the incomming slap. (I.E Sneak attack)

Comes from when the Japanese bombed Pearl Habor in sneak attack fashion.

"When Alex wasnt looking I Jap slapped him right in the back of the head"

by Gary B January 12, 2005

jap penis

small dick

joe; you have a jap penis
mark; what does that mean
joe; u have a small dick

by chinese penis July 7, 2018

Jap Cunt

A Japanese person who has demonstrated themselves to be either stupid, arrogant, or just a terrible person.

Jack: That Japanese guy is such an asshole!
John: Jap Cunt.

by Billybobjohnston October 21, 2017