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Although israel is accepted as a state by some western countries, it did not exist before 1948, neither did israelis, prior to 1948 they were called Palestinians.

Isaelites are not israelis; israelites were not jews either.

When Persia conquered and designated the area as jehud, they eventually allowed israelites that were in exile to return, these israelites then became jehudites.
This is where the word jew comes from and not before the end of the 6th century, even still it's a technical term having to do with living in jehud; the word jew doesn't become an ethnic term for quite some time.

Ashkenazi (Indo-European) jews are not Semites and have no genetic link to the land of Palestine. The ashkenazi converted to judaism after Arab jews migrated north into Europe.

In the largest genomic study of ashkenazi jews, their origins trace back to four primeval villages in north-east Turkey. The ashkenazi jews began relocating from ancient Ashkenaz to the Khazar Empire to expand their mercantile operations and the demise of Khazaria led to the ashkenazi splitting into two groups – some remaining in the Caucasus and others migrating into eastern Europe and Germany.

The two groups still called themselves ashkenazi, however the name became more strongly associated with Germany and the European group, for whom yiddish became their primary language.
Palestinian jews were not kicked out or wiped out; they did not leave their land, they simply converted to islam and their descendants are still in Palestine. When the area was under islamic rule, Palestinian jews and christians were told if they converted to islam they would pay less tax; so the majority became moslems. Semitic jews from the area now known as Israel, a.k.a. Occupied Palestine, adopted Arab culture and became known as 'Arabs'.

As you can see, only those that practice judaism are jews. Once you change your religion or become an atheist, you are no longer a jew.
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Jack tried to burn down my house and rape my wife, so I Israeled him
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When a country is in need of technical assistance often for the purpose of saving lives Israel will dispatch specialized help in order to aid them
Turkey was Israeled last July when The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) Homefront Command dispatched the 150-person search-and-rescue team to Adana to help rescue and assist earthquake victims there.
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When someone is very generous toward you. Send their best people to help you when your country goes through natural disasters. Open their hospitals to you when you are sick, even if you are their enemy. Operate your brain tummor and cure you even though you are a terrorist .
He helped you find the way even though you beat him? You've been Israelized.
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Israeled is defined as thanklessly saving lives.
Yahya Sinwar was Israeled when they successfully operated his brain tumor.

Turkey was Israeled in 2011 and 1999 when more than 430 search and rescue teams set up a field hospital after the earthquakes and delivered more than 15 cargo planes with hundreds of tons of humanitarian aid.

18-year-old Gazan, Shahad, was Israeled Sept 2023 when she got the same pacemaker as Netanyahu for free through the Save A Child's Heart Foundation.
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Israel is a democratic state were jewish people and Arabic live in peace, but scared from the Palestinian threat. This is the only democratic state in the middle East, with good education to both Arabs and Jews. There are Arabic people governing with the Jewish people on that land. Muslims work at respectful jobs like doctors, lawyers and so on. Israel is the only place in the middle East that has pride parades, and the tel aviv pride parade is the largest in Asia. Israel is the only Jewish state, and the only state the Jewish community is actually safe in because nazis try to kill Jewish people in modern westernized countries (like France where a pro Palestinian waited on the doorstep of a Jewish woman and injured her badly, and the USA where those nazi fucks killed a jew.) Israel is also a land of reach history for the Jewish people.
"How nice it is to spread love in Israel"
"How fun it is to live in Israel
" Israel is under attack'
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Israeled

Term used by hip modern humanitarians on Twitter/X that totally don't hate Jews. So, they would never say someone "Jewed" them. They say "Israeled" them instead. Nazis marching in Charlottesville chanted "Jews will not replace us". They would say "Zionists will not Israel us". Totally different. "Jewing" was something bad outdated racists used to say to refer to stingy/cheap Jews, or just Jews screwing you over generally as 9/10 racists agree Jews are always doing and plotting toward as a global cabal. People figured out this was racist AF tho, so now you have to say Israeled to mean THOSE PEOPLE are all thieves instead, which is at least 0-1% more mask on with its racism. Plus your Twitter followers might think you know something about geopolitics rather than just hating Jews, which you do, and that's a neat bonus.
Two modern humanitarians that totally don't hate Jews talking about how best to free Palestine:
Terminally online person 1: I just came up with a final solution for the Je... Zionist problem.
Terminally online person 2: Bro, you just Israeled Hitler out of his well deserved credit.
Terminally online person 1: That's antisemitic AF
Terminally online person 2: I said you Israeled him, not that you Jewed him. We're talking about Zionists anyhow, right?
Terminally online person 1: Oh my bad. I identify as a hyper-marxist anti-fascist anti-racist, and that sounded kinda in racist for a second. Anyway have you seen these crazy Talmud quotes and these funny hats? The Zionists will not Israel us, that's for sure.
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