Being given the opportunity to be who you are, practice what you believe in, and be loved for it… all while being the scapegoat for all of the world’s problems.
When you go to a restaurant and pay a friend’s bill, the table next to you complains that you didn’t pay their bill too. While they complain, they accidentally spill their drink, and then blame you for being the cause of their spilled drink. You were Israeled for being kind to your friend.
by Bananamama December 27, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. The belief that support for Israel and Zionism should influence, dominate, and infiltrate political systems around the world.
by Alphabet_Rhino February 8, 2024
Get the Israelismmug. Term used by hip modern humanitarians on Twitter/X that totally don't hate Jews. So, they would never say someone "Jewed" them. They say "Israeled" them instead. Nazis marching in Charlottesville chanted "Jews will not replace us". They would say "Zionists will not Israel us". Totally different. "Jewing" was something bad outdated racists used to say to refer to stingy/cheap Jews, or just Jews screwing you over generally as 9/10 racists agree Jews are always doing and plotting toward as a global cabal. People figured out this was racist AF tho, so now you have to say Israeled to mean THOSE PEOPLE are all thieves instead, which is at least 0-1% more mask on with its racism. Plus your Twitter followers might think you know something about geopolitics rather than just hating Jews, which you do, and that's a neat bonus.
Two modern humanitarians that totally don't hate Jews talking about how best to free Palestine:
Terminally online person 1: I just came up with a final solution for the Je... Zionist problem.
Terminally online person 2: Bro, you just Israeled Hitler out of his well deserved credit.
Terminally online person 1: That's antisemitic AF
Terminally online person 2: I said you Israeled him, not that you Jewed him. We're talking about Zionists anyhow, right?
Terminally online person 1: Oh my bad. I identify as a hyper-marxist anti-fascist anti-racist, and that sounded kinda in racist for a second. Anyway have you seen these crazy Talmud quotes and these funny hats? The Zionists will not Israel us, that's for sure.
Terminally online person 1: I just came up with a final solution for the Je... Zionist problem.
Terminally online person 2: Bro, you just Israeled Hitler out of his well deserved credit.
Terminally online person 1: That's antisemitic AF
Terminally online person 2: I said you Israeled him, not that you Jewed him. We're talking about Zionists anyhow, right?
Terminally online person 1: Oh my bad. I identify as a hyper-marxist anti-fascist anti-racist, and that sounded kinda in racist for a second. Anyway have you seen these crazy Talmud quotes and these funny hats? The Zionists will not Israel us, that's for sure.
by GlippityGlopGlop January 25, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. The most wonderful and amazing man anyone could ever ask for. He is the very definition of perfect. He is the best in the bedroom hands down.
Have you met Israel?
by Sweetpsycho97 April 26, 2025
Get the Israelmug. Don't use "free Palestine" as an excuse to be antisemetic
Israel is my favourite place in the world and feels like home
Israel is my favourite place in the world and feels like home
by G did heidheisjbeisj November 28, 2023
Get the Israelmug. Israel in other words the holy land. Is a sacred land to the Jewish people as well as other religions like Christianity. Israel was the promised land to the Jewish people by god. The Jewish people have been through thousands of years or displacement, antisemitism, extermination and slavery. The Jews have been in the land of Israel since the biblical days (BCE) and were exiled during many different rulings but have returned to their rightful home through numerous times in history.
The land of Canaan has been the kingdom of Israel, Babylonia, 12 tribes of Israel, JUDEA and Samaria and then most recently Palestine during the British occupation ( British mandate Palestine). The name Palestine was in order to anger and taunt the Jews which is why during the mandate the land was called Palestine (א י) the Hebrew writing stand for “Eretz Israel” which translates to land of Israel. You can find that on every official document, passports and birth certificates printed during that time. The Jews and the Arabs living in Mandate Palestine were both against the occupation of the British. In 1948 the land was finally returned to the Jewish people and this time made official. The world then recognized Israel as an official and legal state in 1948. The one and only piece of land in the entire world that is for the Jewish people. Fortunately Israel will continue to thrive and flourish regardless of the hate and animosity it continues to get from the outside world!
The land of Canaan has been the kingdom of Israel, Babylonia, 12 tribes of Israel, JUDEA and Samaria and then most recently Palestine during the British occupation ( British mandate Palestine). The name Palestine was in order to anger and taunt the Jews which is why during the mandate the land was called Palestine (א י) the Hebrew writing stand for “Eretz Israel” which translates to land of Israel. You can find that on every official document, passports and birth certificates printed during that time. The Jews and the Arabs living in Mandate Palestine were both against the occupation of the British. In 1948 the land was finally returned to the Jewish people and this time made official. The world then recognized Israel as an official and legal state in 1948. The one and only piece of land in the entire world that is for the Jewish people. Fortunately Israel will continue to thrive and flourish regardless of the hate and animosity it continues to get from the outside world!
One day all the Jewish people in the world will return to Israel because it is their home.
Israel is the promised land of and for the Jewish people.
Jews and the children of Israel.
The most beautiful country in the world is Israel.
Israel is home.
Israel is the promised land of and for the Jewish people.
Jews and the children of Israel.
The most beautiful country in the world is Israel.
Israel is home.
by PeacefulHomeland December 13, 2023
Get the Israelmug. is· real· ed, pronounced is-ree-ald;
When someone attributes their own thoughts, feelings, motives, and actions, to another person, often to avoid acknowledging or dealing with their own undesirable qualities or actions.
When someone attributes their own thoughts, feelings, motives, and actions, to another person, often to avoid acknowledging or dealing with their own undesirable qualities or actions.
“ he stole someone else’s belongings then blamed the victim. Poor guy just got Israeled”
“Man, you love to victimize yourself when you are the fucked up person, Stop being such an Israeli”
“Lookout man, you don’t want to be Israeled. They’ll have You thinking You’re the problem”
“Man, you love to victimize yourself when you are the fucked up person, Stop being such an Israeli”
“Lookout man, you don’t want to be Israeled. They’ll have You thinking You’re the problem”
by Wiiqleh December 6, 2023
Get the Israeledmug.