Isaiah

In the early ages of this specimen you might see some things that they might enjoy, usually hip hop and nothing else. Really likes to play video games in their early ages too and will play like an absolute fucking sweat-ass keyboard warrior, later in life they will turn less innocent and more into a fucking demon. Usually around the time of 10-11th grade they realize how life works and ends up a bit goofy. They strive to be the best but puts little to no effort into things and still does very well. They are really good at making friends and can move on from someone very easily if they find out you wronged them. Very easy to trigger.

Chris: hey Isaiah wanna go to my party? We have Xbox.
Isaiah: OH HELL NAW I DONT FUCK WITH XBOX NASTY ASS MOTHERFUCKER.

by Theurbanmaster21 October 04, 2021

Isaiah

Isaiah he is the most perfect guy . He is tall ,funny ,smart ,and the sweetest. He the type of guy to come get you when your sad to make you smile . He gives the best advice and is always trying to put a smile on your face .he got a aura so beutiful and rare that if you get the chance to be with him keep him .he sarcastic asf and likes to bully but its all love from him .he can be shy asf but when you get to know him extroverted asf . He always down to hangout. He can be the best guy around and sometimes gets picked as the 2nd choice but will always be worthy to be someone's first choice cause he deserves more then he thinks he dose.

Bro you hangout with Isaiah lately

by Lagoonablue16 August 24, 2023

Isaiah

That kid in your band class you're absolutely in love with. He has no idea and even though you aren't particularly friends he always flirts with you. Now you've caught yourself finding presents on Amazon because it's almost Valentine's Day...

Me: I think I love him...
Bestie: Ew Why?
Me: Idk I feel as if Isaiah is my everything...
Bestie: SUS?!?!?!

by BEST SAXOPHONE PLAYER (JOSIE) January 06, 2022

Isaiah

The nigga you heard was puttin da makc down on ya hoe prolly y youn like me 😂😂

Isaiah a bitxh frl

by Gangmf😂 November 22, 2021

Isaiah

Absolutely filled to the brim with jizz. Nothing but jizz in his brain and guys are ALWAYS ON HIS MIND! Motherfucker can't even go a day without thinking of massive shlongs. Also, he's a bit of a nigga!

Omg, he's such an isaiah!
Gay guy: Hi, my name is Isaiah.

by Bigboimantitties April 17, 2023

Isaiah

When someone falls asleep in the middle of a group chat. Named after a single brain-celled human.

Weirdo #1: Hey why is Weirdo 3 so quiet?
Weirdo #2: I think he pulled an Isaiah.

by diyadabunny April 14, 2019

isaiah

If you search on any social network(facebook,myspace,etc)
the name isaiah it is

70% a black guy
40% a baby
110% a black baby

Andrew:dude i tried to find you on fb all i found were a buncha of nigga babies
Isaiah:i know man
Andrew:how do babies make facebook profiles anyway?

by Dr.BALLZSKEET August 14, 2011