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Iranian Cluster Fuck

A sexual indulgence not at all involving the Iranian people or its beliefs. The act entails dousing oneself in plutonium and masturbatory fluids while religiously praising the glory of our Dear Leader, Kim Jong-un. Afterwards, the individual must sneak through the Chinese border--Seppuku must take place if the individual in question is already within the nation of China--and continue to obtain nuclear launch codes on which he/she will smuggle into Iran via the anus so that a large group of security guards will have to manually retrieve the said object with their hands. This is done solely for the pleasure of the individual.
Guy 1: Shit, brah. I got so zobbled last night that I participated in an Iranian Cluster Fuck with that mentally crippled cousin I told you about.

Guy 2: The Holocaust was a lie, bro.
by Kiki Reeves August 2, 2012
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Iranian General

The act of loudly ejaculating in a urinal at a shitty restaurant in a bad neighborhood to show off your flex.
I went into waffle house to pull an Iranian General, but Trump pretty well beat me to it in real life.
by Nb68 January 3, 2020
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iranian eye goggles

The act of placing a single nut on each eyelid of the victim
Dude last night I gave Jenny Iranian eye goggles and she couldn't see for two hours.
by Joemom12 February 12, 2014
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iranian gas mask

ĭ-rā'nē-ən găs măsk

The act of placing your balls over a person's nose with the intent to restrict their breathing (thus forcing their mouth to open), then farting into their open mouth.

May be used on either sex. Do note however, that in most cultures, "no homo" must be called if performing the Iranian Gas Mask on men.
"Haha dude, I just gave Aaron a perfect Iranian Gas Mask. He'll be tasting my fart for days!...no homo"
by banannaphone January 27, 2010
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Irangeles

What Iranians call Los Angeles, because it is completely chock full of them.
Damn, Hormuz! look at that Sand Monkey! We must be in Irangeles!
by Coz August 22, 2003
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Iranian Knuckleball

Type of kick used in soccer or Iranian Jujitsu. In soccer, when the ball is hit with such force and velocity that it can rip through the goal’s net. In fighting this move is when you do a kick spin and drive your right foot right into your opponents balls, rendering them incapacitated.
Dude1: Hey man wtf happened to Jack?
Dude2: He thought he was tough so I had to give him the old Iranian Knuckleball!
by fastbacks November 19, 2019
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Iranian Enema

The act of getting erect, sticking your penis in someone's asshole, waiting to get soft, urinating, and having the reciprocating party squirt the piss out.
I gave a bitch the Iranian enema and now she won't talk to me
by Cum powered vehicle December 21, 2019
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