iowa outlaws

A Iowa Softball team that plays in a lot of tournaments. They never back down from a struggle in the game. They never give up and will push the on. They have the best sportsmanship. They are kind and a diverse group of people. There are many different age groups like 12U, 10U, 14U and many more.

Those Iowa outlaws are really good softball players!

by [e-mail] November 13, 2016

osceola iowa

A small town where everyone knows everyone's business. Theres literally nothing for kids to do in this town and the whole police department is under investigation basically for sexual misconduct.

I'm from Osceola Iowa. Or you'll never get any where living in Osceola Iowa

by Dbelieu December 18, 2021

Iowa Flamethrower

When a man lights his testicles on fire and puts them in a women’s mouth to extinguish them.

Guy 1: Hey man how was your day yesterday?
Guy 2: Good me and my girl did the Iowa Flamethrower last night.

Guy 1: Nice

by ILikeCorn772 February 27, 2022

Iowa Lot

A lot for a lot of lot lizards in the places like Iowa Lot. A place that you're afraid of going back to because you don't have enough money and you're already in debt to more than one lot lizard.

Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 11, 2023

Iowa Yelling

Talking in a slightly raised, monotone voice with attitude

Justin: Hey, please don't do that to the popcorn James
*James to Issy*
James: Justin keeps Iowa Yelling at me!

by zombiegirlfriend January 06, 2020

Iowa Vicegrip

When a man is grinding his boner into his girls butt cheeks and she clenches and squeezes your nut sack into her crack and pulls away and you cant break free.

Last night, my wife gave me an Iowa Vicegrip. Now, my nuts are super sore.

by swiggityswooty23 March 10, 2023

Centerville iowa

Small town in southern Iowa, a town where people run around screaming, “Southern Iowa White Trash Mafia.” The girls from centerville have been passed around more than Chlamydia has in Moulton, Iowa. The boys from centerville are all 5’2 with small pee pees. Thots from centerville seem to think they’re a 10 when they’re a 2. Walking down the street you can smell Breanna heart from Walmart to albia and don’t be surprised if a meth cloud gets blown in your face when you’re trying to study at the local trap house. There’s always some fuckery going on in town. Centerville is a town where your boyfriend will turn gay on you, and start taking dick up his ass. Then people will make fun of you for being with him. So if you’re fucking with a person from centerville, make sure to keep it on the downlow incase they take it in the but hole

Him: “You’re kinda cute”
Her: “thank you”
Him: “where are you from”
Her::“centerville Iowa, wbu?”
Him: *Blocked*

by Mpaige641 December 09, 2021