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Bells of Innocence

An epic film starring Mike and Chuck Norris, that's right, two Norris's in one film... it's that good. The plot centers around Jux Jonas (Mike Norris) and his struggle to quell the rage and depression that over comes him after the death of his daughter, amy. The story follows Jux on a Bible delivery to Mexico with his friends Conrad Champlain (David White) and Oren Ames (Carey Scott) that goes horribly wrong. Their plane crashes near a small town with a horrible secret, this town is a gateway to Hell! Now it's up to them to return this town to it's previous glory, and with the rag tag group of companions they meet along the way and a pocket full of dreams, it may just be possible...
Bells of Innocence should have gotten an Emmy, but due to its poor marketing it didn't get the recognition it deserved.

"Don't sass me girl!" ~ Uncle Alexander
by C. Norris fan December 24, 2005
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innit

Derives from the chav/townie/pikey sub-culture, but falsely over-labbeled on the British Asian Communities. Innit is a shortened version of is it not, in context, it would be "is it not?" which we can see is a question due to the required question mark and change in the pitch of the voice to indicate a question is being asked. Chavs, however, due to their lack of education (zero GCSEs) and ignorance towards learning English at school because "i already speaks it, innit", tend to, more often than not, use the term innit when a statement has been used, rather than a question.
Linguists and scientists have studied chav language and have determined the following:
1) they have tried to invent their own language
2) this is because they do no understand standard English
3) they use their "pikey-speak" to communicate with other like chavs
4) they speak in a pattern:
5) (noun), (obscene word), (verb), (subject), (innit)!
6) the pattern of speech repeats itself
7) the order may be altered according to IQ of the chav
by chav-hater December 10, 2004
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Indiculous

Incredibly ridiculous. Out of the ordinary. Stupefying and odd.
All of the words that you may think are indiculous now, tomorrow may be cromulent.
by OUtlET December 28, 2005
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indictation

n. when one makes a demand in the form of a suggestion. "Indictate" is a portmanteau of "indicate" and "dictate."
Dad: I was thinking, bud, that maybe you should get onto finding a job soon.

Son: Thanks for the friendly indictation, pop!
by A J D Jones February 2, 2008
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innit bah

mainly a devonshire slang term. means "isn't it boy" or something along those lines. can also be used to express happiness, or to show agreement.
"That's a good song"
"innit bah"
by louu October 25, 2005
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Innocent

Looks sweet and cute , and with those eyes could do wrong! .... Always tries to be good but is just to baaaaaaaaaaad , hehehe! .... The only thing missing is the Halo above them!
Betty and Jackie , who could see them as anything but innocent , hehehe
by Ayelech October 28, 2020
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insecurity indicator

a word, phrase, acronym, emoticon, or babble appended to the end of a typed line in chat in order to make the typist feel that he has decreased the severity or conviction of what he typed. often used by an insecure person who wishes to test the waters of what he is saying without appearing serious and committed to it.
Pete: "Robert's a loser, haha."
John: "What? Robert's awesome."
Pete: "Oh, I know, man!"

Pete: "I hate Robert, asdkfjadsf."
John: "Robert's a great guy."
Pete: "Oh yeah, I agree."

Pete: "Robert's gay ;x"
John: "Dude, he's definitely straight."
Pete: "I was just kidding, bro. I know he's straight."

Pete: "Why does Robert act so stupid? lol."
John: "Actually, I think he usually acts pretty intelligently."
Pete: "Oh, my tone was meant to imply that I meant the opposite of what I was saying. Irony, you know? You just didn't catch it."
John: "Right... can you stop trying to use the insecurity indicator on me? It's an obvious indicator that you're insecure."
by joelj April 4, 2009
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