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iRelationship

The perverse relationship that develops between an iProduct and its new owner. The new iOwner will usually only talk about the new iProduct and like new parents talking about their baby, everything in the conversation will lead back to the iProduct.

It is best not to interfere in iRelationships, the couple can be like Gollum and the Ring!
Boy: Matt never comes out anymore since he bought that iPad
Girl: Dude, he's in an iRelationship!

Boy: I was playing cards the other day and...
Girl: Hey I have a card app on my iPad (whips out iPad)
Boy: Girl, you're in an iRelationship!
by GWMcL March 7, 2011
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Infolution

Information age reference to the manic and massive proliferation of information bombarding humans through multitudes of formats, channels, conduits and mediums. Referencing the Father of Modern Communication / Theorist, Marshall McLuhan, who taught us "The medium is the message", "Infolution" blows this concept into millions of shiny pieces of yesteryear and stands for the new concept of the super-satuaration of information and its effect on the human race.
Annette: All these online-life-tracking sites scare me. Tom: let yourself go... be free, revel in the glory of the super-saturation of it all... it's The Infolution!
by reelife_tom August 4, 2011
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Infectious Woobstick

A highly contagious, infectious woobstick. Can be caught by a human, known as woobitis.
I tried to take Barney to the doctor, but he instead impaled my earhole with his infectious woobstick and refused to go.
by limpychicken June 12, 2019
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erection infection

Any STD
Better use a condom or you may end up with an erection infection.
by tonto1 October 27, 2011
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gut infection

A bacterial infection of the bowel,

easily treated with antibiotics, but often misdiagnosed.

It is more prevalent in elderly, sicker people, and those taking certain antibiotics and anti-reflux medication,

however it is becoming more common among fit, young people.

synonym: Clostridium difficile
some symptoms: Crippling stomach cramps, diarrhea, nausea, lethargy,...
-Mom, I'm having diarrhea and stomach cramps!

I see, we must go to the doctor it must be a gut infection, told you to be careful with what you eat!
by LaaCarteronne December 10, 2013
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Joey Infection

A infection caused when a man named joey touches you or aids.
Joey touched my dick yesterday and now I have the Joey Infection.
by Nutsackeaters September 13, 2017
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Oversized Infectious Woobstick

Thanks to Barney's oversized infectious woobstick, my whole neighborhood can ride him at once. Just with the 97.656% chance of catching woobitis.
by limpychicken June 12, 2019
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