by meyapar February 21, 2009

The act of patting down every pocket to ensure you've got all essentials with you before departing to your destination.
by rockSOX01 September 01, 2013

A vagina resembling a blown-out, retreaded tire. Pressures succumbed to by shitting out children have left the former tight-lipped treasure trove in a state of disrepair.
The monkey at the Zoo holding the catchers mitt with a roast beef sandwich in it sure reminds me of Andrea's Clowns Pocket.
by Toosh April 09, 2008

my baby's mama was able to sneak me 4 packs of smokes and a connect 4 game pass the gaurds by using her ample sized prison pocket
by jmgiggity September 21, 2011

As used by migos and other trap stars pocket watching is when somebody else is worried about your funds
by WhoDatBe🔌 July 19, 2017

Dog ate your sock? Pocket sock!
Can't find an oven mitt? Pocket sock!
Too many M&M's to carry in one hand? Pocket sock!
Forget Gus's birthday gift? Pocket sock!
Can't find an oven mitt? Pocket sock!
Too many M&M's to carry in one hand? Pocket sock!
Forget Gus's birthday gift? Pocket sock!
by Tater tot hotdish February 20, 2017

The act of assuming or guessing other people's finances or net worth. Some take it a step further and actually try to suggest how others should spend their money.
"You make enough money off of sponsorships, you should take a pay cut to help bring in more players for your team."
"Stop counting pockets and worry about yo damn self."
"Stop counting pockets and worry about yo damn self."
by KD's Burner Page October 14, 2017
