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closet dancer

1 : somebody who is too shy to dance in public areas, yet has no problem breaking out the moves in his/her bedroom

2 : somebody that learned how to dance by dancing and looking at themselves in the mirror

3 : somebody that surprised their friends with his/her dance moves at the club, because nobody had ever seen them dance before
"damn, where did he learn how to dance like that?"

- ah, he's a closet dancer.

"how did she get so good? where are her moves from?"

- she's been practicing in her room. she's a closet dancer.
by toonchoon February 20, 2011
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closet slut

When a girl acts innocent infront of others, but when she is alone with a boy, or her significant other she acts slutty.
That girl pretends that shes never done anything, but everyone knows shes a closet slut.
by gillian <3 August 10, 2004
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closet weeaboo

Someone who likes Anime or Manga but doesn't want anyone else to know they do.
Ryan won't shut up about rasslin' or hair metal but he eats pocky and plays animu visual novels when no one's around. What a closet weeaboo.
by DangerSideburns November 26, 2013
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Transparent closet

When somebody is quite obviously gay, but won't admit it.
Person A: I'm not gay, i just love wearing dresses and listening to Justin Bieber!

Person B: Stop living a lie, you're in a transparent closet!
by tamoshaolanmean May 16, 2010
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closet key

someone who makes other people realize they are gay.
Kristen Stewart in Twilight was the closet key for a generation of young lesbians
by hopelesseros May 20, 2017
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Closet Houdini

When a man fucks a woman in front of a window and pulls out more than once. On the final time you have a friend which comes out of the closet and switches with you. Then you run outside and tap on the window and say Tada.
I was fucking Tiffany and Myself and Blake Pulled a Closet Houdini.
by Jgoodfella069 August 14, 2008
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fur closet

Adam was unable to seal the deal with Lisa, because he couldn't force his Wang through the thick underbrush of her fur closet.
by Shaguar28 April 28, 2014
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