theres a hog in my pants

majorly horny, with a boner

Guy 1: Oh boy, theres a hog in my pants!
Guy 2: oh its cindy isnt it?
Guy 1: Yup!

by Digdugfan November 6, 2013

get into my pants

When a girl comes to your house and she opens your pants and starts biting, sucking, and licking your penis. But when she sucks it to hard it makes her choke.

When that I let that girl get into my pants, she choked and almost died..

by Whiteamuiian September 19, 2016

Put glue on my pants

Attempting to fool or manipulate someone.

You can't put glue on my pants. I know there's no such thing as military bases in Antarctica.

by moose90 April 13, 2021

theres a hog in my pants

I have a major league Boner

1st person: hey Guys wats up?
2nd person: theres a hog in my pants!
1st person: was it that girl over there?
2nd person: Ya dude!
1st person: Nasty! xD

by ArmoredArmadillo November 6, 2013

who shit my pants

You bruh.

“Who shit my pants”, said Timmy
“It was me all along, I shit your pants Timmy”.

by Rufflesright July 7, 2023

pulled my pants down

basically means being (shafted) or someone who has (screwed) you, ripped you off or fucked you over, usually for money.

i have just paid $200 more than i should have for that bitch, that guy has has totally pulled my pants down.

by ron weasely April 27, 2006

PAed My Pants

To pee one's pants in the commonwealth of Pennsylvania.

Dude: "Hey Kathy, can you pass me a greek dog?"

Kathy: "Hey brah, sure thing! Did you hear that funny new joke?"

Dude: "Yeah, gurl. I was in Pittsburgh when I heard it, and totally PAed my pants laughing."

Kathy: "Totes"

by CrimsonMays June 16, 2010