Impossible Friends

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY

Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them

by dreamymimi August 9, 2024

impossible

its impossible for my crush to like meh back

this is the only thing that is really impossible

by meow33 November 13, 2020

Impossible

Something you cant do at the moment

I cant do a pull up on a crossbar, its impossible

by Yuhhyuhh October 31, 2021

Impossible Bitch

Someone who is being a bitch and they are impossible to reason with.

I wish I could skin you alive for being this impossible Bitch.

by Melms…boops December 2, 2024

Impossible pussy

The pussy they give to tranny dudes that ain’t a real pussy

Impossible pussy you doesn’t smell like real thing.

by R8J69 January 12, 2022

Impossible expectations

Expecting a team that doesn't have all their players to make the playoffs.

Nobody thought the Hornets would make the playoffs after halfway through the season, because nobody had impossible expectations (except one of their opponents, who always has great expectations of everyone about everything, because everything has to be uber competitive enough for her).

by Solid Mantis May 18, 2021

Impossible mission

A San Jose type of activity that involves 2 or more bored af individuals that have absolutely nothing to do and nowhere to go but decide to walk or drive hella miles round-trip for no particular reason at all, but thinking, Hell with it, maybe something could pop off.

Every time people end up in jail it's always because of some impossible mission people get sent on where people want to pretend to be chasing them.

by Adub408 July 13, 2023