Immaculate Defecation

The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.

The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.

by beardogg0524 August 9, 2024

Immaculately phenomenal

When a man named H gets married to a goddess named B in Cabo San Lucas surrounded by the love and happiness of all their most important people. And then they proceed to have an absolutely incredible, slightly chaotic, but utterly iconic weekend celebrating two love bird souls. That is the definition of immaculately phenomenal.

This weekend was immaculately phenomenal

by Kruella nemo July 3, 2022

Immaculate Vibes

A way of describing an ideal environment, widely popularized by Chaz Borello.

"The vibes are immaculate vibes"

by Merriam-Webster96 August 4, 2025

immaculate

Something that is immaculate is perfect. Immaculate is a better word to use to precisely describe something that is amazing

Hey baud joes rizz is immaculate, i wish i could pull like him.

by Rizz daddy tre December 1, 2022

Immaculate Infection

Catching COVID-19 despite having no apparent contact with someone who is positive.

Man, I have been locked in my apartment for weeks, but I somehow caught C-19. It was an immaculate infection!

by Preacher-Man January 1, 2021

Immaculate Wood

When you have that morning wood that is just so majestic and rigid.

Dude, I had some major immaculate wood this morning. One thing let to another, and, y'know...

by Fat Ryan Gosling April 2, 2015

Immaculated

When something has been cleaned and / organised / done up to the highest standard.

"Wow, that house has been well and truly immaculated"

"The only way your going to get a good offer on your house is its thoroughly immaculated"

"The inside of that car was a tip! Its been completely immaculated now.

by AnchorG June 9, 2022