irritation

the state of feeling annoyed, impatient, or slightly angry

P1: he was such a irritation pretending to care.
P2: you don't care either!

P1 : oh ya forgot LOL

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 10, 2019

STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS

{stat – ute - uv - lim – i – tay – shuns}:
The agreement, usually nonverbal and not always legally formalized, that occurs between husband and wife shortly after (before?) marriage. It lays out his limitations. Following are some standard clauses (No, not Nicholas or Martha):

1. Football Limitation: 1 day per week
2. Guys Night Out Limitation: 1 night per month
3. Trash Detail Limitation: NONE. Husbands are always on trash detail
4. Bikini Ogling Limitation: NEVER unless it’s the wife in the bikini - Or you’re certain she’ll never find out
5. Alcohol Intake Limitation:

a. 1 glass wine daily with dinner

b. 1 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football

c. Exception: 2 six-pack beer for Monday Night Football if you

have a buddy over or the wife is feeling generous.

d. 2 large glasses expensive champagne – 1 time/year on anniversaries

According to the Statute of Limitations you can't go to the bar tonight with Fred. It's my dinner night!

by Androlian February 6, 2014

IMvitation

an invitation sent over AOL Instant Messenger, sometimes referred to as IM.

Did you hear about Brian's wedding?
Yeah, i talked to him online yesterday, he gave me an IMvitation.

by mark spanglar April 3, 2008

immitation crab meat

A person who is a Ho and tries to get with you but you have class so you reject their sexual offer.

After being asked if i would like to fuck this street thug i looked at him and said " i want some real dick not your immitation crab meat, " I said i wanted to go to pound town not disney land.

by CAckbloxer September 2, 2019

Imitating

Copying or plagiarizing.

The poseur said that he/she was going to be his/her quirky, colorful self (a non-existant person except inside your head), but it looks like you were tricked again, since the first thing that he/she did after he/she said that was to start imitating somebody else the same way that he/she had done throughout his/her childhood (an activity he/she thought of as egoless).

by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021

itimation

Unusual relationship causes sither or flare in temperament.

Presume itimation preceding dilapidation.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009

Invitation Party

A party hosted by HIV+ individuals with the intention of infecting other individuals with the virus. These parties are usually attended by individuals who feel as though contracting the virus is inevitable, so they might as well get it now.

"What are you doing Saturday night?"
"I'm going to an invitation party."
"What? Make sure to use a condom!"
"No man, I'm gonna get HIV anyways, might as well do it now."

by safesexinnola September 12, 2009