Buildings or developments advertised as "luxury" and are nice and modern by appearance, yet are actually made cheaply or of poor quality materials. Often offered for overpriced rents with plenty of additional fees.
Guy: "Man I hate my apartment."
Gal: "Why? It looks so nice!"
Guy: "Yeah but everything breaks so easily, it's just Ikea luxury."
Gal: "Why? It looks so nice!"
Guy: "Yeah but everything breaks so easily, it's just Ikea luxury."
by colevonrich July 12, 2022

Another word for god. Presides over human deeds. Lives in the 7th dimension of IKEA. Can be bought for $20.
by banoonoo jellu August 7, 2022

A unicorn of a person, she's usually nice af , with a bad temper...she will do anything for the ones she loves...Has horrible communication skills but LOADS of FUN to be around...you can tell her anything and she won't judge or share with anyone for a lifetime
Ikea is cool af
by Princess Kazi March 16, 2017

A nickname given by Number Five for three Swedish brothers sent by the commission to kill the Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, the more formal and more official term for them being "The Swedes"
"You can either stay here and wait for the IKEA Mafia to come back to kill you, or you can come with me"-Five, telling Viktor to leave the farm
by GeodeShark July 30, 2024

by bestmanoftheworld August 31, 2022
