innocent cinnamon roll

Too good,
Too pure for this world

Little kids are usually like an innocent cinnamon roll. So innocent. So pure.

by Sassygirl May 10, 2016

Innocent Girl Theory

Theory that suggests that the most innocent girls will sexually surprise you the most

Brittany really proved the innocent girl theory last night.

by poasfadasdfadsafsdf October 2, 2016

Innocent people

There is no such thing as innocent people, or innocent bystanders. Everybody has done something wrong in their life, everybody has sinned because they are human, and they are inhuman. There are 2 kinds of people in the world, the people that deep down know they deserve to suffer, and the people that don't know they deserve to suffer.

There are no innocent people in the world, people are not animals. Animals are innocent.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2021

assumed cinematographic innocence

The assumption made that if there is a camera person filming it, anything being done is completely innocent.

Guy 1 - Hey man, look over there! That guy is totally stabbing that person!
Guy 2 - Don't worry man. They have a camera and stuff. It is probably just for some show or movie.
Narrator - Here we see Guy 2 demonstrating assumed cinematographic innocence while a real murder is being filmed.

by HK6 March 11, 2014

innocent long shower

when you take a really long shower where no masturbation occurs

Hi Jess, I took an innocent long shower today.

by nanabaanan May 11, 2020

innocent Christian groupie

A groupie who is innocent and Christian. This groupie is not an untalented slut who sleeps with a band or artist. They are innocent and Christian. Hence the name.

Jenn is such an innocent, Christian groupie!

by Jenn March 19, 2005

Suspicious But Innocent ( SBI )

The kind of guy who asks what city you live in or what color your house is not because he's stalking you or plotting to kill you, but because he's genuinely curious and likes to get to know people. Is likely a teen who's autistic.

That guy you're talking to online seems Suspicious But Innocent ( SBI ).

Note: I am not responsible for you sounding like a retard for trying to pronounce parenthesis' out loud.

by Jeerve May 26, 2014