Litterally the pride and joy of my life. At Ikea you can get like any type of furniture. Ikea gets 5 stars from me. It is litterally a giant maze of furniture.
"hey mannn, I got lost at Ikea last week and had to go to the bedroom compartmant to sleep in one of the beds."
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by imasimplol.com June 6, 2023
Get the Ikeamug. Person A : Those fuckin´Scandinavians sure travel a lot, don´t they ? Those people are fuckin´all over the place!
Person B: Yeah, bloody IKEA wogs.
Person B: Yeah, bloody IKEA wogs.
by Cockfeathers May 28, 2018
Get the IKEA wogmug. Swedish maze disguised as a furniture store that also has meatballs
When roblox kids hear of ikea they immediately think of the roblox game 3008 which is inspired by scp-3008 which is basically just infinite ikea with employees that try to kill you
When roblox kids hear of ikea they immediately think of the roblox game 3008 which is inspired by scp-3008 which is basically just infinite ikea with employees that try to kill you
by omgwhatiswhy June 18, 2024
Get the IKEAmug. The Swedish church, and the best meatballs in the whole world
And I hate to break it to ya, but those words aren’t Swedish, you know the names on the furniture in IKEA, yeah, those words are not real. Sorry.
And I hate to break it to ya, but those words aren’t Swedish, you know the names on the furniture in IKEA, yeah, those words are not real. Sorry.
Well where do you wanna eat then?
No you decide
“Other food places” “more other food places”
No not any of those
WELL YOU CANT SAY NO TO IKEA MEATBALLS
you are right! I love you!
(See? IKEA makes the impossible possible!)
No you decide
“Other food places” “more other food places”
No not any of those
WELL YOU CANT SAY NO TO IKEA MEATBALLS
you are right! I love you!
(See? IKEA makes the impossible possible!)
by Ligmafighter69420 October 3, 2019
Get the IKEAmug. Gypsy Ikea
When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!
When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!
Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"
Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!!!"
Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!!!"
by Mad_signtist September 16, 2023
Get the Gypsy Ikeamug. The combination of DMT and LSD. Smoking DMT while under the influence of LSD. Effects are confusing, but factory/assembly line-like imagery seems frequently to be a part of the experience.
"Doing the Ikea flip was an interesting experience, but I'm not sure I'm gonna try it again. It's just too weird. Really confusing.
by MrOatmeal May 29, 2019
Get the Ikea flipmug. by Xx_mineShafter69_xX December 20, 2021
Get the living ikeamug.