I love you

I want to waste a few months of your life and leave you in the shit after I get bored.

Baby, I love you

by youngthug6969 June 19, 2018

I love you

3 words that mean shit and are randomly thrown together in a sentence. 3 words that some people NEED to hear and some people hate to hear. sometimes said, just to be said. when said, it could scare people into leaving. 3 words that are supposed to be the highest term of affection. these words are casually thrown around by people who have no idea what its like to love someone and have them not love them back. words to be said to get into a girls pants, but only stupid girls fall for that. it could be meant truly by someone, but its not always NEEDED to be said, sometimes just shown

girl: "i love you."
boy "....."

boy "i love you"
girl " oh thats greatt...."

by giggles425 August 20, 2011

I love you

Something players use to get into a girls pants.

Guy 1: Dude i had some sweet loving last night
Guy 2: How did you do that
Guy 1: I told her I love you
Guy 2: I have to use that next time

by Never_Gonna_Feel_The_Same April 14, 2015

i love you

the biggest lie in the history of the world

imma tell that girl i love you so i can get in her pants or just lead her on cause i’m bored

by Terrorizing cities since 1993 July 7, 2019

I Love you

What you say to someone to make the sex better

"I love you, let's Bufu"

by Rusty November 27, 2003

I love you 3000

Truly the most heartfelt line in a scene ever.

****SPOILERS****

Tony's daughter claims she loves him 3000. It's an emotional line used in Endgame, Tony Stark says it back when he dies and creates a hologram of himself.

I love you 3000, Marvel.

by twinkletoes109 April 30, 2019

Involuntary "I Love You"

Same principle as the Involuntary "You Too", this is when out of habit you say I love you as you hang up the phone. This causes great embarrassment, but it happens to everyone sometimes.

Perfect example of the Involuntary "I Love You"

Boss: Ok well good work Cindy. I'll see you at the meeting this afternoon.
Cindy: Ok Mr. Smith. Love you, bye.
**uncomfortable silence**

by Jace555 May 8, 2009