by omnomnomnnomnomnomnomnomnomnom April 19, 2009
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Teacher: You need to do well in school, obtain a college degree so you can do well in life.
Student: So why was George Bush president when he had a C average?
Teacher: Don't ask me, as the government.
Student: HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!
Example 2:
Doctor: You need to stop smoking. As you should know smoking causes cancer that may lead to death.
Patient: Sure, doctor. I will.
Outside
Doctor: *takes out a cigarette and lights it up*
Patient: *just so happens to walk out and see him and points* HYPOCRITE!!!!
Doctor: SHIT! D:
Teacher: You need to do well in school, obtain a college degree so you can do well in life.
Student: So why was George Bush president when he had a C average?
Teacher: Don't ask me, as the government.
Student: HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!
Example 2:
Doctor: You need to stop smoking. As you should know smoking causes cancer that may lead to death.
Patient: Sure, doctor. I will.
Outside
Doctor: *takes out a cigarette and lights it up*
Patient: *just so happens to walk out and see him and points* HYPOCRITE!!!!
Doctor: SHIT! D:
by allergictobullshit May 2, 2010
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by Dman Heman May 3, 2019
Get the Hypocrite mug.Someone who points out they are against something, but does something similar to what they claimed to be against. Half of the population are hypocrites.
Hypocrite: It is so wrong of that girl to stereotype me for being Mexican. Gosh girls are stupid.
Me: Congrats you fucking are a fucking dumb fucking hypocrite
Me: Congrats you fucking are a fucking dumb fucking hypocrite
by Chillice September 19, 2016
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Get the Hypocrite mug.Get the Hypocrite mug.Donna always compains about Kayla making out with Josie, yet she made out with Lauren at that party last night. What a hypocrite.
by Betty Jo November 24, 2018
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