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Aqua Teen Hunger Force 

Awesome show meant to be watched exclusively by those who are extremely high, for the following reasons:

Contains tantalizing, colorful depictions of giant food

Comes on very late at night

The title. What the hell does "aqua teen" mean? The creators puff for sure

Loose, unrealistic plot lines suggest the show was never supposed to make sense to non-stoned minds

The characters are food, dammit, and they talk in funny voices
(watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

Guy 1: Oh my GOD, talking, dancing meatballs are funny. Look at the funny meatball! Look at the funny meatball! He's BREAK DANCING! That's sooo awesome!

Guy 2: I feel you, man. Hey, let's see if we can't order, like, a meatball pizza from Poppa John's. I got the mad munchies.

Guy 1: Yeah, then we can top it with Doritos and dip it in ranch dressing!

Guy 2: Sweet.
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Minecraft Hunger Games 

the original battle royale. better than all others whether you like it or not.
-dude my man are you playing fortnite? -naw fam that shits trash im playing minecraft hunger games... now get out of my house yoU FORTNITE LOVING PEICE OF SHIT
Minecraft Hunger Games by SuckAFag October 21, 2018

willy hunger 

ones obbession to suck a willy or to give a person a blow job
"oh man im dying here of willy hunger, i really need to suck a willy"

shit hunger

The weirdest possible state of confusion in people. It's when you're really hungry, but at the same time you really need to take a shit.
While Jon was taking a massive shit, all he could think about was devouring a twinkie. He realized he had shit hunger.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force 

Best damn show on Adult Swim, period. Consists of 3 main characters, Master Shake (the self-appointed leader of the Aqua Teens), Frylock (the smart one who actually does all the work) and Meatwad (the comic relief). Used to be detectives but quit their job because they weren't making a lot of money. Other characters include Carl, Dr. Weird and Steve.
Number one in the hood, g.

rebound hunger 

Eating less and gettting fatter!
This is based on dietricians' extensive studies that has linked certain brain hormones (ghrelin & leptin: store fat as enegry and control appetite respectively), that 'switch off' when a person enters a no-food dieting phase. Becasue of survival pre-wiring, the brain thinks that the body's famined so it stops burning life-affirming fat and store it to preserve vital organs like the heart, liver and kidneys. In the process, one who goes through long periods of fasting (generally stopping food intake and then eating large quantities of food more than you'd normally do to compensate for lost calories in what's known as the 'fast-feast' theory), becomes fatter instead of thinner!

The solution? It's clinical term is 'grazing', which means to eat separate meals through the day consisting usually of 4-6 mini-meals/ day. There's also a fad that promotes this 'eat more, get thinner' diet that ascribes a EMI (Eat More Index: 4,1 or more=2500 cals/day of low-fat diet), restricted to lo-cal fruit/veggies (called 'heavy food'), that you can eat as much as you want and still keep your weight.
Rebound hunger is also called 'Anti-Diet'.

aqua teen hunger force 

Proof that there is a market for shows targeted towards stoners
Best Aqua Teen Hunger Force Exchange:

Igninknot: Won't you try our moon bong?

Carl: No, I don't do that kind of stuff...I mean I'll do it if someone passes it to me, like that time I saw sticks and the Mr. Roboto. Oh, man I got so...arrested.
aqua teen hunger force by ATHF420 October 1, 2008