hotdog equilibrium

n. The point at which the number of hotdogs you have is equal to the number of hotdog buns that you have.

There are ten hotdogs in a package, but only eight hotdog buns in a package. As a result, 32 hotdogs must be consumed before hotdog equilibrium is reached.

by Robert Story January 16, 2006

sonoran hotdog

Touching the male genitalia after chopping or handing spicy hot items such as chili powder, or red peppers. The heat transfers from the hands to the male's member and causes an uncomfortable burning sensation.

I went to take a leak after eating a dozen hot wings, apparently I didn't get all the sauce off my hands because I ended up running out of the bathroom with a terrible Sonoran Hotdog.

by jerkemo June 23, 2009

hotdog holidays

Any holiday when you go to someones house you will be offered a hotdog
ie memorial day , 4 of july, labor day

Im going to miss the barbeques now that the hotdog holidays are over

by BIGDAN September 1, 2014

labia hotdog

to have sexual intercourse without actual penetration. the labia are stretched around the penis and held in place whilst the thrusting brings ejaculation OUTSIDE the vagina. this is a common form of birth control in Korea

steven was really looking forward to a good bunk up with colin's wife but she would only give him a labia hotdog

by theWestHamfan December 7, 2003

Hotdog Huddle

A Hotdog Huddle is when a group of men, usually 3 to 7, are standing with their penises out, circled around a woman, who will be subject to bukake shortly thereafter.

#1: Man, that bitch was such a freak last night!

#2: The one that we did the Hotdog Huddle to?

#1: Yeah, bro. That bitch was a total freak.

by Unnamed Baby Snatcher January 31, 2010

hotdog lamp

the base of a penis in which gets aroused easily

Put your hotdog lamp into my hallway

can i hump your hotdog lamp

by sexlovers July 12, 2011

slippery hotdog

When a woman lays face down and the man inserts his member into her sperm locker. natural juices builds and the member slips out slidding between her butt cheeks.

Hey man close call last night. I gave her a slippery hotdog.

by trimmean November 23, 2010