Cold Hotpocket

Something that sorta sucks but is good at the same time.

This girl sucked when she gave me a blowjob, but it was a cold hotpocket.

by Just-Jason March 25, 2014

vegas hotpocket

When you take all of your winnings from Pai Gow Poker and shove the chips in your girls vagina and have passionate intercourse with her. When you're ready to cash out you take your lady to the cashier. She gets naked and stands on the cashier cage and releases the chips from her vaginal canal.

Last night I won $69 dollars playing Pai Gow Poker, I gave my girl a Vegas hotpocket to celebrate my success.

by Jwilly69 December 04, 2016

chocolate hotpocket

The moment when a lover poos into their partner's vagina.

"Hey Geoff, how was sex with Tami last night?"
"Keith, it was dirty as f*ck, she asked me to give her a Chocolate Hotpocket!"
"I don't know how to respond to that, Geoff."

by WetTrumpPanko March 25, 2023

hotpocketing

when your rockerboy input dumps a hot load in you and then your rockergirl output eats you out

That threesome was intense last night. We hotpocketed twice!

Johnny fucking loves hotpocketing. He's lucky we put up with it.

by sabrina pemberton August 04, 2021

HotPocket-Whip

When someone him or her chose an food over interacting with people.

Jake: Why did Anna chose an candy bar over hanging with us?
Jennifer: Do mind her, she's HotPocket-Whip

by AmaiGisei December 29, 2014

Hotpocket

A group of sexually attractive people. Mostly used when referring to 6-10 people.

Look! there’s the hotpocket!

by Handleuseke November 17, 2023

Hotpocket

Two midgets shitting into a bucket

“Hey dave I went gone and saw my Roomate and his friend shitting in a bucket”

“Oh you mean they were having a hotpocket”

by Yeeyeeboiiii November 25, 2021