hornery

horny + ornery

The irritable state resulting from not getting any

Man, I'm so hornery that girls don't wanna talk to me, it's a vicious circle.

by gooberbigglesnot October 8, 2004

Hornrage

When angry drivers hit the horn and continue to blast it for a long time. A version of road rage.

The driver resorted to hornrage when stuck in heavy traffic.

by Eldoradothe 9th April 18, 2015

Horngry

The problem of being hungry and horny at the same time.

James "I am so Horngry that I am going to fuck this sandwich, then eat it."

by Jwood02 July 3, 2010

Horned Bird

A bastardization of giving someone the finger and throwing the Devil Horns gesture made popular by the Heavy Metal community. This is either done because someone is too tired to care, because they are a poser, or because they were torn between telling someone to rock on and fuck off.

My buddy had his picture taken with Isahn at Prog Power. He obviously didn't want it taken, can't you see the Horned Bird he's giving the camera?

by an on e muz October 22, 2011

hornet clamp

While positioned in the rear of a female (preferably doggy style), approach while maintaining a flat back, good hitting position. Next, when you can either smell their breath or step on their toes, thrust your hips forward while launching your arms upward and under the armpits. Finally, strongly grasp the breasts of the victim and squeeze your elbows together, preventing escape as you carry them forward. You have now completed a perfect form Hornet Clamp.

"I totally Hornet Clamped that bitch last night"

by Italian6969 August 17, 2014

horneeze

that feeling when you're gonna sneeze but you dont sneeze and you feel like sneezing really bad aka horny for sneeze

'hey what's up with you?'
'man i'm horneeze'
'God, i hate that feeling'

*you're gonna sneeze and someone interupts you*
'goddamit shakeel you made me horneeze, now that sneeze's never gonna happen'
'gee, sorry mate'

by Xxxquickscope420xxX September 8, 2014

hornpressed

The feeling of being horny and depressed. Such as after a breakup or an amazing one night stand.

Man I'm so hornpressed, I'm probably going to lay and bed and jerk off all day.

by Zer0_D4y September 24, 2018