happy filter

The act of rolling a roach as if you were for a spliff and then either tearing or cutting it in half so that it is the same size as a filter.

"Yo can you roll me a roach g" "yeah man no king sized papers though so I'll cut you a happy filter"

by Alezis October 17, 2017

h4ppyt1me

calls everyone a nerd and a nut
a game night host
hhh

H4PPYT1ME:hhhhh
H4PPYT1ME: you nerd/nut

by B1GL0S3R July 11, 2019

happytard

A pejorative nickname for someone who goes around being so chipper and upbeat, even ecstatic at times, that it comes across as a deficit.

I don’t know if it is chemically Induced or not but that woman is quite simply a straight up happytard.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 4, 2019

happy turd

When someone is so excited that they involuntarily drop a turd.

I knew he was insanely happy with our decision when he dropped a happy turd!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Happy Slappy Jam

A kid-friendly word for male ejaculate procured through masturbatory efforts.

Person one: "I like to wibble the wubby and make my happy slappy jam."

Person two: "The fuck did you just say in front of my child?"

by Vorshack July 6, 2020

Trigger happy

Used to describe a person who can't control their trigger finger.
They shoot every chance they get and won't stop shooting.

1:*bang* *bang* *bang*
2:dude you are so trigger happy right now
1: idc, imma shoot everything in my sight from now on!

by Amazingdefinitionswithpbr December 21, 2015

Happy tapioca

To be blindfolded, anally raped, and submerged in pudding

I bought a LOT of pudding cups at the store! I hope you’re in the mood for a happy tapioca!

by Notanormie_reee December 5, 2018