HOISH

Abbreviation for: "how old, is she hot"
It is used when someone is talking about a girl and you reply with "HOISH" meaning how old is she and also is she attractive.

Friend 1: "hey I was talking to this girl the other day and her and her friends want to meet up with us"

Friend 2: "Hoish"

Friend 1: "she's 21 and heaps hot

by Mhatzi February 27, 2013

hoeser

A women who poses poser as a hoe.

Look at that hoeser; dressing like that just to get attention.

by Trail_Mix January 17, 2009

Heisenberg

When a member of the female sex shaves everything but her "lips". Much like Heisenberg from Breaking Bad. The perfect receptacle for a Jesse Pinkman.

Dude 1: So did you hook up last night?
Dude 2: Yeah but her growler had the worst Heisenberg I had ever seen!
Dude 1: Shit man! what did you do?!
Dude 2: Well I stole my sisters Jesse Pinkman and used that of course!
Dude 1: ....

by Walter J White April 28, 2014

Heisenberg

v. To be one-upped in a normally confident situation so badly that the only possible course of action is to accept defeat and walk away.

1: "Man the music at this party sucks!"
2: "Yeah well it's my house, if you don't like it you can leave."
3: "Heisenberg that hoe!"

Ex: To Heisenberg your mother in law.

by BreakingBadIsHardToDo June 1, 2009

hoist the gallows

v. to frolic up a seafoam green hill while being chased by a chode monkey with a rope.

Hoist the gallows as fast as you can, Timmy!

by Princess Kevin the assassian March 21, 2011

Hoiney

A nickname for your favorite human of the opposite gender (not dating)

"Can Hoiney come over? I haven't seen her/him all month!"

by LapizzaLazuli July 28, 2017

Hoesey

sHE tHICC but SHe aINT THinK

Hoesey is my daddy

by stijndapig February 13, 2018