Hobosexual

An opportunistic, lazy, unemployed individual who jumps from relationship to relationship in order to avoid being homeless and broke; someone who fakes everything about being in a real relationship regardless of race, social status, or sexual orientation in order to live off of the other person; a person who has exhausted all possible family connections and other friend sources, having already milked them completely. See also: parasite.

He is a career hobosexual, the lowest life form of a fuckboy.

by LokiFanoki January 30, 2023

Hobosexual

A girl often named Cierra Donatto who goes around sleeping with every dude in Linn for a place to stay, alcohol, or gas money.

Wow is that Cierra? Yea I hear her body count is up to 17 now. She’s such a hobosexual

by TheProfessorOfRevenger October 29, 2020

Hobosexual

Sexually attracted to homeless looking people.

Look at that hobo I wanna mount him/her/them

You need some change? Let me spare u theez nuts.
Why don't you come and squeegy this pussy honey??

I can spare more than a little change baby.

I have slept with so many homeless people I think I am hobosexual

by Ninaneexx November 14, 2022

Hobosexual

Someone who gets into a sexual relationship for shelter.

"Did you hear? Chantel started dating her ex's friend, Jonathan."
"Isn't she still living with her ex?"
"Guess she just moved from one guys place to the other's."
"Damn, that's hobosexual AF!"

by CounterReset June 3, 2022

Hobosexual

Someone who enjoys sleeping with our brethen of the street

Larry: "Andrew slept with another homeless chick last night"

Me: "That blokes a straight up Hobosexual"

by The Incredable Hunk December 30, 2014

Hobosexual

Hobosexual. A couple who has sexual relations in a parking lot next to a dump truck in broad daylight after brunch.

Would you like to have hobosexual relations?

by The crafty cutie August 17, 2024

Hobosexual

Someone who just comes out of prison and needs a place to live

Robert Nowlin is such a hobosexual

by Whoreman76 May 23, 2025