Covid Hoarder

Someone who hoards PPE (Personal Protective Equipment in excessive manners.

Dude that asshole stole my only mask! What a Covid hoarder!

by ColoradoGuy375 June 10, 2020

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Water hoarder

Someone. Who feels privileged and entitled to for instance water their lawn with total impunity even when there's a drought going on. They insist on maintaining their emerald green escarpment even when their brethren in the 'flatlands' lawns are turning brown due to compliance with water use restrictions

I can never look at tom selleck the same now that I know he's a. Water hoarder!

by 4realazitgits April 6, 2021

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Photo Hoarder

A person who has a lot of photos on his or her phone that they know they ain’t gonna need, but keep em anyways.

Photo Hoarder

by Soulja Boy is a Drake fangirl April 3, 2020

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Social Media Cock Hoarder

An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.

that bitch is on an fb cock hoard

your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve

by themuffler May 14, 2015

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Piss Bottle Hoarder

A jackass who spends so much time drunk and surfing internet pornography that they piss in bottles for months at a time, resulting in a large collection of fetid piss bottle strewn about their whole house.

That Honky is a piss bottle hoarder! I’m not going in there anymore!

by No Mercy May 23, 2025

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