Home But Hiding

A phrase used by Jehovah’s Witnesses conducting door-to-door ministry to jokingly refer to the occurrence when a householder is obviously home but pretending not to be.

This phrase is a play-on-words based on the official phrase “Not at Home.” Jehovah’s Witnesses preach methodically and keep lists of every home they visit where no one answered the door, so that they can go back at another time in the hopes that someone will eventually answer. The list is referred to as “the not at homes” and the house itself is referred to as “a not at home.”

“Home-but-hiding” is not an official category and those houses are recorded as “not-at-homes” so that someone can return at another time.

JW 1: “Was that last house a not at home?”
JW 2: “No, it was a home but hiding.”
JW 1: “Ha! At least it wasn’t a do not call.”

by JW Terms September 26, 2018

Hide and Ride

It's like hide and seek,you go hide somewhere and someone finds you exept they have sex with you!

Do you want to play Hide and Ride

by King of Urban dictionary April 20, 2015

Hide-out

a less harsh way of saying "ho"
used when you do actually want to say ho
because the first letters of hide, and out are H and O

"wow, look at that girl!"
"oh my gosh she such a...," sees parents close by, "...hide-out!"

by cheez&chkn January 21, 2011

hide the pinkie

finger up the butt.

i went to the doctor's and he played hide the pinkie.

My girl friend played hide the pinkie and i blew my cork.

by pappapittmudman February 3, 2004

hide the sausie

Playing hide the sausie is hiding your sausage in a chicks wet ham wallet. Otherwise known as rooting or fucking

"hey bitches, who wants to play hide the sausie with the big man?"

by Chayman December 19, 2006

hiding pedro

Having sex

I’m hiding Pedro tonight

by Thatthickbishhhhhh July 3, 2018

hide the salam

Sex, Salam, for penis. Hide the penis.

Honey, lets stay home and play hide the Salam. Lets get naked and play!
'From a woody Allen movie 'ANNIE HALL'.'

by LABADMAN January 10, 2014