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Bangin' Heaters

The act of smoking a much needed cigarette. Bangin' a Heater is one of the most American, kick-ass, hardcore things that a man can do. This activity is often initiated by a long day at work, a bad night with a lady friend, a sub-par golf outing, or while consuming alcohol amongst a group of other hard-hittin' sons of bitches. These sessions are often enhanced by standing on a porch with your bro's, wearing a leather jacket, telling stories about chicks, or having a fresh beer in-hand. This phrase can be used in a variety of ways to include other people (gang-bangin' heat), or to describe smells (banged heat).
Example 1:

Guy #1: "Dude, I nailed Tommy's mom last night."
Guy #2: "Sick, let's go bang a heater while you tell me about her jugs"

Example 2:

Guy 1 getting in Guy 2's car: "Dude, it smells like banged-heat in here"

Guy 2: "Yeah I was bangin' heaters after I banged your mom last night"

Guy 1: "Weird, my mom doesn't smoke"

Example 3:

Guy 1 to group dudes: "Anybody want to bang a heater? I dont have one"
Guy in group with a pack: "I only have one left, if you guys dont mind gang-bangin' heat"
by DRiley816 February 19, 2015
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heternosexual

Don’t let jealous heternosexuals make you feel guilty about your rabbit-like behaviour.
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Helter Skelter

Charles Manson's definition: A war between the white and blacks where only one can win (which according to him would be the blacks)

Actual definition: Mass chaos.

Also: A great beatles song.
by PainedSorrow August 12, 2005
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heteroception

"Heterosexual exception." When a person who identifies as gay or lesbian falls for someone of the opposite sex, the object of his or her affection is that person's heteroception.

See also homoception.
1. Miranda identifies as gay, but when she met Greg, he became her heteroception.

2. "I know you're not really into girls, but couldn't you make a heteroception just this once?"
by feyling May 17, 2009
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heterabsexual

Someone who is only attracted to the opposite sex, except when individuals have amazing abs.

All genders can be heterabsexual.

It is common for heterabsexuality to develop later in life, particular after exposure to certain types of abs. Further research is required to understand this sexual orientation more fully.
Steve: “Hey man, I thought you liked girls.”

Bill: “I used to only be into girls, but after I met James and saw his abs, I realized I was actually heterabsexual.”

Steve: “Right on, dude.”
by ragslah December 1, 2020
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rusty heater

When the penis is inserted into the anus and held in due to clenching it becomes "hot and rusty".
I met this chick at the bar and she gave me the old rusty heater.
by LeslieMiller January 8, 2020
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SLOW HEATER

Kim really gives good slow heater.
by VANCE KHROMACHOU October 13, 2007
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