The curse that all headphones, no matter if you take the upmost care to them, will start to break randomly.
Some random person:Why aren't my headphones working?!I took so much care to them!
Some other random person:Oh that means you have been cursed with the headphones curse.
Some other random person:Oh that means you have been cursed with the headphones curse.
by Bannana247 September 23, 2020
Get the The headphones curse mug.When someone rests their head between two asses, preferably having each ear as close to the asshole as possible. It’s done mainly to make a point that you don’t want to listen to anyone or anything else, and would rather have two people fart in your ear instead.
The music in this place absolutely sucks. Hey, you two, get over here. I can’t listen to this shit anymore, I’d rather be headphoning.
by TheRiz May 6, 2018
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by PhyllisEarlNathanielIanSyphili January 31, 2023
Get the Headphanie mug.When in a three-some, you ask two participants to face away from you and squat either side of your head. Each anus is at 'ear-level'. On a count of three, the participants then begin to defecate, and the trick is to try and get both stools to meet at the top of your head to create a set of "chocolate headphones."
Got lucky with two girls last night and I totally got a set of chocolate headphones. It's the best Christmas ever!
by Horhay the V March 11, 2011
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Get the Musical Headphones mug.Unplugged headphones worn for the purpose of listening to those around you, while still remaining autonomous, and apparently unavailable.
My girlfriend wears deadphones on the subway because she likes listening to people, but hates getting hit on by random dudes.
by FleurideanFive July 29, 2017
Get the Deadphones mug.Similar to a pearl necklace where a man comes on a womans neck but this time its down the side of her head. Thus giving the impression of iPod headphones.
"Thanks for the pearl necklace Dave"
"No, problem babe. You can have some iPod headphones if you are quick on the reload and I dont get the flop"
"No, problem babe. You can have some iPod headphones if you are quick on the reload and I dont get the flop"
by Pete845 January 15, 2008
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