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the most lovely, beautiful lad in the land and can make you queef in seconds of meeting them. 🥺 loves emo music and eating chipotle. poops really loud so the whole neighborhood wakes up.
you: OMG WHAT WAS THAT SOUND??

me: oh. that was just hazel using the bathroom

you: oh i wanna date them cause that’s hot.

me: okay you do you queen.
Hazel by flowertoepoe January 3, 2023
Stunning eyes you could get lost in gives the best cuddles ever and has the best boyfriend Kevin
Your a lucky man if you have a hazel
Hazel by anonymous March 23, 2023
The name of a twink guy. There are very rare ocassions that men are named Hazel, but when they are they are 100% made of twink.

This usually happens because the name is a color and people often find color names gender-nutural.
1) "How did his parents name him 'Hazel' and NOT expect him to be a raging homosexual?"

2) "You didn't have to come out to us, Hazel. We already knew."
Hazel by SwedishBoxParty March 29, 2023
A fantastic person, who underestimates their capabilities. She's a wonderful girlfriend and is truly a 10/10 person.
Hazel is a superb person!
Hazel by Homicide police August 7, 2023
Hazel a wonderful person who changed my life in just a year. She's a great friend though she might seem unapproachable at first she's a great person to talk to. Have fun with and listen to music. Enjoys playing games especially Fornite which makes her say some crazy things. There to many things to describe such a beautiful person

I love Hazel. . .she's my Best Friend🙆 ♀️
Random kid: Yo who's that?

Me:That's my pookie Hazel
Hazel by Ms.Kittyb November 20, 2023
She's shy when you first meet her, she's a very good friend, but when you get to know her, you find out she's nice to strangers. Usually a testosterone overachiever though.
I love Hazel! But when I hug her, I feel small hair follicles brushing against my body... Yuck!
Hazel by wacaonimabi April 21, 2024