the most lovely, beautiful lad in the land and can make you queef in seconds of meeting them. 🥺 loves emo music and eating chipotle. poops really loud so the whole neighborhood wakes up.
you: OMG WHAT WAS THAT SOUND??
me: oh. that was just hazel using the bathroom
you: oh i wanna date them cause that’s hot.
me: okay you do you queen.
me: oh. that was just hazel using the bathroom
you: oh i wanna date them cause that’s hot.
me: okay you do you queen.
by flowertoepoe January 04, 2023