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George Harrison

A member of the band known as the Beatles, George Harrison is a god amongst men, clearly the best Beatle by far. He did die though, but one day George Harrison will come back from his slumber and rule humanity as their savior and god.
Person 1: Hey, who’s the best Beatle
Person 2: George Harrison you idiot
Person 1: I knew that! I was just testing to see if you were a competent human being.
by MaxAndCheese123 March 24, 2019
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Harrison

Harrison is a blond hair person with a great personality. Harrison is probably the funniest guy you will ever meet even though he hates hard work and is very lazy. Harrison is kinda sporty, a jokester, friendly, a bit dumb but that does not matter. He is very friendly and is loyal to his friends. He is a total girl magnet and someday he is going to have a girlfriend. The one of the most important aspects of Harrison is that he will make have a smile on your face if you are sad
I can always count on you Harrison
by Bazinga shaplam November 8, 2018
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Tony Harrison

The famous character from TV show The Mighty Boosh, Tony Harrison is a sarcastic pink bladder, with tentacles and a gift for strategy. He also comes equipped with a papoose.
Tony Harrison: "I say we move quickly... erm... with haste. We retreive that book... uh... we fetch it back... in a bag..."
Dennis: "Oh dear..."
Tony Harrison: "Give me five minutes, Ill think of something!"

Tony Harrison: "You absolute jerkoff!"
Saboo: "How dare you, you cleft!"

Tony Harrison: "THIS IS AN OUTRAAAGE!"
by Leeko22Arsenal June 15, 2008
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Harrison

A guy who is always cool with the ladies. Close to girls called Ella and a very loving person. All the ladies want him.
'Hey dude, check out that guy, a total Harrison.
by americano1986 May 23, 2010
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Harrison Ford

The man whose children I want to have.
I am going to marry Harrison Ford and get rid of the waste of human flesh known as Calista Flockhart.
by Mrs. Harrison Ford February 21, 2009
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HARRISON

A human-being with extreme super abilities.
A future leader. A past wish come true.
A present that was a gift from God.
A smile that can stop time. Harrison is guy that has charm built in his DNA. He attracts others like Magnets.
Whining Government: Oh no what will we do about the economy?
Rest of public: Harrison is keeping it going he is the guy with endless supply of effort. Harrison is the guy that will bring down the takers and birth the contributors.

Politician: Who can help us out of this situation?
Governor: Harrison has it under control, he is the man to go to.

Wife: I always wished for a angelic, handsome leader as a son.
Husband: Then you chose the right son to have:)

The volume of the women in the room grew soft, the batting eyelashes fluttered.Then a announcer introduced HARRISON. All the room could see was Harrison.

The party was slow quiet and very lathargic. People yawning. Harrison walked in and people gathered. The room grew in excitement. Dancing and laughter grew.Someone yelled NOW THIS IS A HARRISON. This is a Cool Party.

A happy motherof a GREAT son: I wish everyone could have a Harrison.
by fanofharrison February 11, 2010
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Harrison

A person who made us spend 20+ minutes trying to get him to spell and say "Racecar" backwards when he was tired
Us: "Now spell car backwards"
Harrison: "R-A-K"
Us: laughing to death
by Your pseudonymYour pseudonymYo November 26, 2020
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