happy

For men: A boner.

For women: ... Women are never happy.

Woah, man! Check out that chick! She makes me REAL happy, ifyaknowhatImean.

by A dead bible July 24, 2003

happiness

Just a Flaming Moe away.

When the weight of the world has got you down
And you wanna end your life
Bills to pay, a dead end job
And problems with the wife
But don't throw in the towel cause there's a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away
At Flaaamiiing Moe's (Let's all go to Flaming Moes) (Let's all go to Flaming Moes)
When liquor in a mug (Moooooe's)
Can warm you like a hug (Flaaa-ming Moo-oo-oooe's)
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...

by vgboy2002 June 15, 2004

happiness

To quote Ayn Rand, the greatest philosopher who ever lived:

"Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values."

I really don't feel like explaining. Go look it up in Peikoff's book or something. Yeah.

by A equals A April 11, 2005

happiness

i dont really know actually lmfao

Guy 1: yo, what's happiness?
Genderfluid guy 1: i dont know bro but i have a penis

by youyermom November 17, 2022

The Happy

The act of masturbating whilst in a discord call with your friends.

Henry was in a discord call and decided to pull The Happy.

by Grape without the G June 5, 2023

Happiness

Boobs boobs everywhere

Man I wish I had some happiness

by Colbster501 January 2, 2021

Happiness

A fictional word that is only known to most because it ends in penis. Similar to ligma, it is a setup to a punchline of a sexual joke.

Person1: I feel the happiness in the air
Person2: What's that
Person1: ha-penis and balls LMAO

by InterGraphenic February 3, 2023