Hanging Turd (Mojon Gindando)

This is the term (also used in spanish) that depicts someone always in a hurry. They are similar to someone who has to run out of the bathroom in the middle of taking a dump because they have no time to finish. Someone always in a hurry.

Jennifer: Ugh! Look at Sally, she's always in a hurry!
Jake: I know! She always has a hanging turd (mojon gindando)!

In spanish-
Jennifer: Mira! Sally siempre esta apurada!
Jake: Ay yo se! Siempre tiene un mojon gindando!

by Rckyllns June 24, 2009

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Handitapped

The act of having sexual relations with someone with a physical or mental handicap.

"Helen Keller was so hot, i'd so handitap her ass"

"Hey baby, looking to be handitapped?"

by Duality23 December 10, 2009

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Hanging wallpaper

Verb. To vigorously have a sexual encounter with heavy male & female action. . . in this case the "Male" grabs his "female" partner and places her against the wall and proceeds to thrust in-n'-out of her vagina gracefully while holding both his hands on her butt in a cupping figure for support.

Thus the Hanging of wallpaper is achieved...

E.g; homie calls you " Yo, Dex, we gotta be on the plane in a hour. Where da hall are you?!"

You text back "Can't be messed wit' atm I'm "Hanging wallpaper" @ Shelby's pad right now. Ttyl ;)."

by NumberOneKangaroo January 10, 2017

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