Handball

A sport in which players use their hands to hit a small rubber ball against a wall so that it bounces off in such a way that their opponent cannot return it. There are three versions of handball (four-wall, three-wall and one-wall) that can each be played by either two players(singles), three players(cut-throat) or four players(doubles).
The first recorded game of striking a ball with a hand against a wall was in Scotland in 1427, when it was recorded that King James I ordered a cellar window in his palace courtyard blocked up, as it was interfering with his game. In Ireland, the earliest written record of a similar ball game is contained in the town statutes of Galway of 1527, which forbade the playing of ball games against the walls of the town. The first depiction of an Irish form of handball does not appear till 1785. The sport of handball in Ireland was eventually standardized as Gaelic handball.

Playing Handball burns 900 calories a hour.

by Jphandball December 13, 2014

handbag pork

Getting porked whilst still inhabiting your underwear

I was handbag porked behind the bins like a right Gucci.

by Arabella pearl August 30, 2022

handbag shifter

A white woman who moves, grabs or shifts her handbag as soon she sees a black man walk into a shop, cafe or restaurant.

The handbag shifter moved as soon I walked into the coffee shop

by Bula Matari December 20, 2022

Rowner Handbag

This is when your lady Friend Allows you to stick your nuts in her Pooper

The missus gave me a rowner Handbag last night

by Strange boi December 17, 2012

badger handbag

Slang term for a Scotsman's Sporran.

a can ai keep me phoone in yer badger handbag?

by Cu Jimmy January 11, 2014

handball

(Gay) Another term for fisting

He's into some heavy duty shit, like scat and handball.

by Anonymous July 7, 2003

Mississippi Handbag

To have anywhere from two fingers to a fist inserted anally into a man while having his balls in your mouth.

Referenced in the film Fanboys along with Blinding the Marlin, and Louisiana Piledriver

I can't find a hooker to give me a Mississippi Handbag at a decent price anywhere!!

by t0pl355 July 8, 2009