habitat for humility

What church sould be, but often isn't.

We need money for a bigger church. We want to have stained glass windows shipped in from Italy. The more parishioners... the more money.

by Vinny March 1, 2005

haitian-pack

verb.
To place far more people into a vehicle than said vehicle is designed for- e.g. 20 people in a minivan or 150 in a 17' skiff or raft. Originates in the practice of doing this by the Haitians, often trying to escape from that shithole to Florida on ill-equipped rafts and boats.

Look at that haitian-packed van! There must by 20 people in there.

by M Daniell November 20, 2004

halftime hoe

a girl that is a hoe half the time

a girl who is a hoe half the time you see her wit some other dudes trying to get pimped then when u see her she acts like she aint no hoe that is a halftime hoe

by hallmark apt August 18, 2011

habitual liar

A liar that is incapable of admitting to the truth ( a common term used to discribe Doe-De by anyone that has the misfourtune of meeting her ) ( A form of comunication used by the above mentioned white trash

Doe-De is a white trash habitual liar!

by Matt HATES YOU October 10, 2006

j'habite

french for: i live (in...)

j'habite en france - i live in france

by en vigueur April 17, 2006

halitosis

The benign form of bad breath preferable to phallitosis or breff.

Terry Smith, a very well respected Naval supply corps officer, was known for his halitosis, which was chronic, strong, and attracted buzzards and flies.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Gandhi

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four

by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018