Hagging Rights

Mad cred earned by a woman in the gay community.

She got mad hagging rights when she had Dan Savage's turkey baster baby.

by ThaJiznit May 15, 2010

haggard ass

Something that is ghetto, mankey or old.

Dude, that's the most Haggard Ass pair of pants I've ever seen.

by Cass. March 26, 2005

Haggering

noun.
1. Loud excessive talking usally meaningless and pointless.

I'm still fully functional with your haggering in the background!

by teho May 13, 2005

Haggon

1.A screw up, moron, idiot, all around dimwitted person.

2.A moronic mistake, one that shouldn't have been made.

3. Havoc

Also see "FUBAR"

I was trying to finish something really important but then havoc came in and fucked it all up! That friggin HAGGON!

by Terron July 8, 2004

Aladdin's Haggis

An Arab Girls anus.

I shagged her up the Aladdin's Haggis!

by Hairy MacFat June 11, 2006

haggered

a chick who is beat and looks like wt

dude that chick is so haggered..she belongs in a trailer park in oklahoma

by big boiiii May 8, 2006

haggis

a small fury amimal that has shorter leghs on one side than the other so it can round scottish hills bag pipes can be used as bait to capture

chase the haggis the other way it'll fall over

by stuiewaddell November 19, 2007