HP

Some one that has a "Hamster Penis." or a micro dick measuring 5in. And below

Man Austins girl friend sure dose love his HP.

by GO egavas VA November 18, 2022

hp

also can be an abbreviation for the app houseparty

“hey do you want to hp tonite?”
“yeah sure, i’ll talk to you when i’m done with hw”

by weirritatin August 12, 2019

HPS

HPS is the abbreviated form of ’Hacks Per Second’. This term is often used when my good friend, Mystichorseangel, is using her computer. The reason being: she gets hacked a lot. It is to be noted that the counter only registers unique hacks.

EXAMPLE: Mystichorseangel is experiencing 156 HPS right now.

by DickDickson666 August 9, 2019

HP

hairy pussy. that shits nasty

9:58pmAlex
pfft you dont even know what it means so shut the foo

9:58pmVi
:(

HP is probs me

i know i know

9:59pmAlex
hah hp is nasty

9:59pmVi
whats HP?

the comp?

9:59pmAlex
its not a like inadamate its all living and ew

10:00pmVi
what??

10:00pm

Vi and Ari Basen are now friends.
10:01pmAlex
see tyler likes my status and he knows what it is

10:01pmVi
AAHHHHHHHHHHH

you guys are poop hole

holessss

10:02pmAlex
your a poop hole cause you dont know what it is

10:03pmVi
bc you wont tell me

im gonna go cut myself in a corner now bc your being meab

thanks alex thanks a lot

10:03pmAlex
noooooooooooo

10:03pmVi
too l8 here i go

by frosty12124 May 17, 2009

hp

Abbreviation for Houseparty

Oliver: Hey, wanna hp?
Tati: No

by yes no maybe yes May 4, 2020

HP

Usually defined as "Harry Potter"
But we all know HP means "Hewlet Packard "

P1: Whats the brand of your laptop?
P2: Hewlet Packard (Or HP)

by 00UVD July 31, 2023

HP

Horrible Product

Don’t buy a HP

by Flipadidado February 10, 2018