Absolute Fucking Horseshit Dickless Faggot 

Noun. Also known as a fucking idiot virgin with dick sores from beatin it all day while thinking about GUYS...

Definition: Those assholes who try to impress some stupid bitch by attempting to enter her bitch name with some sappy, faggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a pussy one day. You're all losers.

Nobody gives 2 shits about how nice you think some twat is. She's already cheating on you because chicks don't respect wussy little cock pockets like you, you absolute fucking horseshit dickless faggot!

Absolute Fucking Horseshit Dickless Faggot by kel the dog August 14, 2010

Dutch Horse shoe 

A drinking game that involves playing with a frisbee, a dowel rod stuck into the ground and a pop can. Put the pop can on the rod and stick it into the ground. stand like 20 feet away and throw the frisbee at the can. If you miss, you drink. Play it with your friends who are too messed up to throw a frisbee, and they get trashed.

I played dutch horse shoe with my friends and they spewed all over the place.

Dutch Horse shoe by dippin' dan October 12, 2009

Horsechoker 

The most powerful hand available in the streets; strong hands.

I can't get this pickle jar open, call horsechoker.
Oh he's going to snitch, call horsechoker.

Horsechoker by Charming1 July 3, 2018

Crapping Horseshoes 

When one just has everything go right for them, much to the degree of irritation. Can be applied to any situation, such video games, meeting the opposite sex, field of work or education, technology issues, and life in general.

Also referred to as "that's fucking bullshit".

Check his boxers, he's definitely crapping horseshoes.

Crapping Horseshoes by OhSnapMan October 21, 2010

horsehead pic 

An unflattering picture of one's face achieved by taking a picture of yourself at arm's length. The effect is amplified in dark places like clubs, bars, etc. when the flash washes out your face.

Guy1: Is her nose really that big?
Guy2: Nah, her nose just looks like that cause it's a horsehead pic

horsehead pic by doubleu February 5, 2009

Horsehead 

He is the gayest man in LSC and loves a boy named Ger*** ***.

OMG horsehead is coming!

Horsehead by Jasper Lau December 10, 2019

Horsehead 

A really big poo. Often requires a second flush.

Geez I had to bite my lip to push that horsehead out

Horsehead by thebas February 5, 2022