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Wal-Mart Homeless Guy

This term is most commonly reffered to the guy on the sidewalk off one of the exits out of a wal-mart parking lot. He carries with him a pathetic character, usually a dog, old clothes, a sack or backpack, and, lastly, a sign that sometimes has words spelled wrong, consisting of phrases such as Work for Money, Need Help (well duh!), or Need money for food (this is most common, and most likely means i need money to get alcohol or else i might sober and do something with my life). Most people, usually pass this person by, knowing he won't do anything but spend their money on beers at the tavern, and be back out on the sidewalk in a day or two. The real assholes just buy them food, and piss the homeless guy off.
I saw that Wal-Mart Homeless Guy out there again, and almost felt bad, but then i realized he has no motivation, and will buy drugs or alcohol, so I just decided to keep my money, and use it on things of accomplishment not pity.
by StraightGuyI January 13, 2009
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hoeless

The act of not having a hoe.
"I felt bad, I was hooking up with Aubrey while Mike Clark was hoeless as ussual."
by David Leee January 12, 2007
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Homeless Hammock

A Homeless Hammock is when a said Homeless person stacks all their belongings into a shopping cart and then lays on top of the items in the car, seemingly but in the air freely like a hammock.
Voit: Hey Ron, look at that homeless over there laying on a homeless hammock.

Ron: Yeah, it's wild when carts are used like that.
by Ren&Chase August 8, 2020
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hella homeless

When someone is so poor not only do they not have a house but they also owe somebody a house.
That guys been living is those boxes for so long he must be hella homeless. I wonder if he owes the bank a house?
by HYPHYGREEK February 21, 2010
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Hopelessness

The moment when you realise that everything in your world is wrong, and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.
Brandy:"Dude. I am just overcome with hopelessness."
Keenan:"Why?"
Brandy:"I watched MTV yesterday. *shudders*"
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Cooper:"You've been inside for four months!"
Cody:"It's all so hopeless"
Cooper:"How the hell does moping fix that??"
by JEBUS_OF_TEH_NAZARETH May 6, 2010
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homeless drunk

The act of being so intoxicated (often in public) that you are confused for being a parasite ridden, cart pushin', homeless drunkard.
Evan was so homeless drunk the other night that he pissed in the ashtray.
by Ryan English September 27, 2004
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Homeless-sexual

A person who offers sex in return for living arrangements. Has no funds to afford things of their own.
She is a homeless-sexual bro she having sex with one dude after another just to have a roof over her head
by Jarvis15228 February 20, 2022
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