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hog-railed

VERB
1) To forcefully insert a swollen, thick penis into an anus or vagina solely for the purpose of soft tissue destruction of the orifice. Erections penetrating such areas are incredibly firm and are backed with several powerful thrusts. Bleeding is common in either orifice. In situations of acute or long-term hog-railing, the recipient can often prolapse from that orifice.

ADJECTIVE
1) A figure of speech by which someone describes a person or situation as being not only extremely negative in nature but possibly messy, homo-erotic, of graphic nature, damaging, and permanently destructive.
1) Tina had steak and lobster with Tyrone last night at Sizzler. Tyrone took her to Blockbuster video to rent the newest Tyler Perry movie, bought her a grape soda and a bag of chips and then went back to her apartment and hog-railed her ass. Afterwards, she found a great proctologist and when she asked how bad it was he responded, “Your anus looks like it got totally hog-railed!”

2) Stefan lost lots of business to his competitor again. Stefan's boss called him into his office where he totally hog-railed him and then proceeded to terminate his employment.
by Norman H. June 4, 2013
mugGet the hog-railedmug.

boss hog

Someone who is straight ballin'. Does whatever he wants, whenever he wants.
Sam: Man, Captain Falcon just took Yoshi in the butt.
Rylee: I know, because he's boss hog.
by Benji Thomas February 16, 2008
mugGet the boss hogmug.

Log The Hog

Reference to a man having sex with a fat chick. To log the hog one has to be a chubby chaser that wins a game of nail the whale.
Dude, Nick brags about all that bearded clam he's been getting, but all he's been doing is logging the hogs. Apparently- Nick loves to log the hog.
by keifermail August 5, 2009
mugGet the Log The Hogmug.

hog slam

Conceptually; a hog slam is considered to be a equivalent to a slump buster. You find a girl who is lower than you on the proverbial totem pole of life and you fuck her.
Randall : Did you fuck Bipolar Betty again ?

Gene : Totally dude. You have no idea how fucking awesome it is to hog slam that fat slut.

Randall : Brick Shithouse Betty! You've really gotta watch with the hog slammin' people might think your a chubby chaser.

Gene : No worries there Randall, I fucked your anorexic sister last night.
by Darker April 23, 2010
mugGet the hog slammug.

camera hog

A person or animal that likes to be in the center of pictures always wanting to be in pics
My. Dog is. Always. Wanting to be in the front of the camera he is such a camera hog
by jccar December 1, 2015
mugGet the camera hogmug.

Hog's Breath

Rank ass bad breath. Halitosis of the worst kind. Induced by a number of reasons including gingivitis, rotten teeth, meth mouth, binge drinking, etc. Breath so bad it's like they've been eating shit.
That bitch was smoking hot till she opened her mouth and had hog's breath. Enough to gag a maggot.
by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2017
mugGet the Hog's Breathmug.

smokes hog

To give a man oral pleasure. The giver can be either gender.
In the Hampton's Dane smokes hog at the gloryhole
mugGet the smokes hogmug.

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