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Hockey player smile

A threat meaning to knock someone's teeth out. Hockey players commonly get pushed around and loose teeth over the years.
John, you ever touch my sister again, ill give you a hockey player smile.
by kingsir1 June 24, 2013
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hocus pocus alimagocus

Magic words used on the 1980s kids' show Today's Special (a Canadian import which aired on a very early Nickelodeon). The characters would say these words to bring Jeff the mannequin to life.
Put the magic hat on Jeff and say "hocus pocus alimagocus"!
by PearlieGirl June 22, 2015
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Hockicko

It's the most severe insult imaginable to mankind. It's named after a Highschool student who's known all over Slovakia because of his unbelievably obnoxious personality. The insult gathers all of the bad traits of Hockicko and combines them in one word that can be interpreted in a way that will hurt the receiver the most. It can be used in nearly any context that compares the receiver to Hockicko, or it can be used as a slur.
"That dude is such a hockicko."
"Why does he look/smell/walk/act like hockicko."
"He's giving me hockicko vibes, let's ignore him."
"Fucking hockicko!"
by Hockicko Hater April 10, 2022
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box-hocker

Joey: Can i please scab a cigarette??
Prozzy: Listen kid, I'm not out here all night hockin' my box just to give you a cigarette!!
Joey: fine, you filthy box-hocker!!
by boxhockinwhore October 13, 2011
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Anal Hockey

A game between two men played over 3 20-minute periods. To score a goal, a man must eject his semen into the other man's anus. The winner is the man with the most goals at the end of the game. A lot of strategy is used as it could take a long time for a competitor to reload a "shot".
Paulo won the anal hockey game 2-1 against mike, since he was unable to get a second shot on goal.
by BusterBill May 6, 2014
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Russian hockey

Another term for the sport of bandy.
In Russia, bandy is often reffered to as Russian hockey.
by EliasG December 15, 2022
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One man couch hockey

Hey before we go out tonight, I’m gonna play a little one man couch hockey in the dark
by Mikey33__ February 9, 2018
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